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*Ben saying he wants to hangout, but also, planning to hang out with his gf*
Anna: You can’t hang out with us if we’re just you’re back up plan.
Ben: I’m trying to see if I can squeeze you into my schedule. My schedule is pretty tight.

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Elise to James: Are you with Anna or Sarah?
(Meaning which one of us is he dating)

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Elise: I don’t like when people lie to me about liking potatoes.

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James: I just really wish I was playing in tonight’s game, and I would give it everything I have.

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James: gosh dang it
Sarah: what?!
James: I just really wish I was in the NBA
Sarah: are you serious? I thought you forgot something or something bad happened, but you just wish you were in the NBA?”

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James: What is a color that rhymes with purple?

Anna: uhh, what?

James: Light purple.

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James: uhhhg ooohh I really need to excrete liquids.

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*talking about getting candles*

Harry: We don’t need candles. We can light toothpicks.

Mom: Have you lit toothpicks before?

Harry: Yes.

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Sarah: Can I have a sip of your Mountain Dew?

Anna: No, you have cooties.
Anna: Can I have a sip of your water?

Alright then.

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*Ben talking about his food w/ lots of emphasis.* Ben: Look how big this is! It’s 8oz!

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James: When Sarah touched my chest, it was done, marriage.

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Happy Birthday to famclub member #2! We appreciate your weirdness!

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When you don’t get your way...

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*Anna jamming to Ed Sheeran* Grace: Calm thyself. It’s in the Bible.

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Happy birthday to fam club member #1! 🎉 We appreciate you, your sarcasm, & your funniness! 💓

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*Mom tells Anna to do something* *Anna pretends to be asleep*

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James: “Should we do more fancy dates with like ties and stuff?” Sarah: “Idk.” James: “Let’s go to he ball.”

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James: When am I going to meet your coworkers? Sarah: Idk. We’re always working. James: Invite them over for sleeps.