FamSlora

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Snapchat is zoomer Facebook

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You can tell someone’s a middle child so easily

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Being able to take a nap on 400mg of caffeine can’t be a good thing

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These Speedway energy drinks taste like I’m eating a bag skittles wrapper and all

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They still making NEW greys anatomy episodes come on now

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I want a blind dog

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Stingpong but it’s the entire package insert for Keytruda

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Snapchat needs a replay your own snap option I be forgetting what the hell I said too damn much

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Driving under the speed limit should be illegal

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Annoying coworker is getting another job

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I’ve got a hankering to steal something

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“Freed” doesn’t seem like a real word looking at it and it’s starting to make me uncomfortable

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How do people get into niche sports like how does someone find out they’re good or enjoy something like doing biathlon

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Boy math is me backing 10 pairs of both underwear and socks for a 4 days trip

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Ice cold sheets>sheets out of the dryer

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Had a dream I accidentally bumped a coffin during a funeral and the whole mf split in half and opened up is this a bad omen?

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Is it unethical to fuck with the interns who have to send out the mass texts polling people about who they’re voting for

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I take back everything I’ve ever said about redbull the sugar free is GAS

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What happens in New Mexico? Like what’s going on there?