Famanda Ritz

I'm Portland's most banny City Commissioner!

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@SapioSpiritual I do love banning!!

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@lizbon @__P__J Did someone say ban?!?!

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@FakeMayorPDX Don’t you remember that time we tore out Harbor Drive and replaced it with a giant houseless camp?

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@briandavispdx @amysue Not if it affects my home!!

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@SaraJBenincasa @NeighborKelly Speak for yourself!! I love bans!!

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Damn bikers asking for things. https://t.co/rIHzpZwvLJ

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It's infrastructure. Infrastructure! http://t.co/x5vgg9bftZ #DemandMore

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Have we tried banning things? https://t.co/2hHAWHAK5y

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@antipex @tedder42 @__P__J @lizbon @KYouell Did someone say ban?!

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@BikePortland We should also ban all bikes, lest we fear a backlash against bikes. If there are no bikers, no one can hate them!

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@tedder42 Can’t we just ban renters from Portland? Only allow homeowners and houseless people. @BikePortland

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@VicRemmers Me and @FakeMayorPDX don’t agree on much, but what we do agree on is talking about stuff!!

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@antipex I don’t want those damn renters in my neighborhood!!

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@tedder42 I only became city commissioner to ban all things that annoy me personally!!

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@BikePortland No comment!!

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My kind of sign!

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@FakeMayorPDX @TerryParkerPDX Your secret is safe with me. 🚳

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I just discovered Emoji on my phone!
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@FakeMayorPDX @TerryParkerPDX Definitely! They all run stop signs constantly too!

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@FakeMayorPDX I stand behind the PPB and their constant struggle to round up all the bikers!