shanel turner

I’ve started writing instead of cutting my hair when I catch feelings....

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

I’m kind-like, but wild. So if you poke me with a literal or metaphorical stick, I may bite cho ass.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

It’s absolutely wicked the way pooping turns into a game of ‘how long before you lose your legs’

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

are people still entering-to-win the prizes on the back of cereal boxes and chip bags?

is anyone winning?

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

RIP to the swan I saw murdered last Memorial Day 🇺🇸

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

One day I’ll be the old cooky coffee shop conspirator.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

listen…

peppermint tea + chamomile tea + vanilla extract + honey + oat milk

🔥

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

I wish there were a non-appropriated outfit for gals/people who don’t want to be perceived in public.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

Refer to me as ‘spooky moon’ from here on out.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

Imagine how far womxn would be if at the first sign of unhinged behavior they weren’t tossed aside, unlike their male counterparts, whom many of which, exhibit unhinged emotional instability more often- like when 👀 sports or when a woman proves them wrong amongst an audience. 😂

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

All this anxiety about germs is gone when I’m in nature. Well most of it. I’m a feet in the mud kind of girl. But the kind of filth that humans seem to be able to accumulate is too murch for me. I just can’t with y’all.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

Why is it the people with the stankiest breath and gnarliest grillz always tryna talk 2 cm away from your face. Tf?!

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

I’m the kind of person that gets vilified as bitchy/bossy anytime I speak my mind so I post tweets about how I think and how I want to be treated. 🫠

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

When I see people casually sharing drinks like 2020 wasn’t just a couple blips ago, I lose all hope in humanity.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

If I’m at a small bar and someone sneezes w/o covering their mouth I’m going outside or I’m leaving.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

@dilynorwhatever Bahahaha it me.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

After looking at the luscious choco @TELFARGLOBAL duffle I had to repeat several times, “go on a trip, don’t buy the bag” 😅

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

I get so furious when I think about times when someone laaaaaaaaame AF took my power away. At least I thought they took it away, until I realized that’s under my control.

Developing psychological or mental fortitude is absolutely necessary framily.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

Imagine a place where fathers taught their sons about consent and how to exist in the world with women as equal partners, instead of teaching them whatever the hell they’ve been doing all this time.

That’d be nice.

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

Honestly tho, I just want to be a sugah momma, work 2-5 hours a day, and spoil my mans…

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

@JROSEOTERO Agreed

[shanel turner @FameShanel]

Sometimes when I’m not thinking about anything I start humming the McDonalds theme music in my head. Or I think about how wonderful my life would be if I owned a hooded hair dryer.