Family Guy Funnies

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Umm..okay..uhh..all right.. fire truck.. fire truck fire truck fire truck fire truck. What color are those red fire trucks? - Peter

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Cool Whip! - Stewie

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Does anyone wanna buy my shirt? I'll trade you my shirt for a grilled cheese - Stewie

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Got my teacup here, now all I need is a teabag. That something that interests you my friend? - Stewie

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Shut up, Meg - Peter

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That piece of ass gets to marry that tall glass of poop juice?!? - Stewie

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(to a bus load of girls) I'll be Charlie and all of you can be my angels. Except you. You be Bosley.- Peter

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"Oh My God, Who The Hell Cares?" - Peter

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By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins. - Stewie

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Hahaha, oh crap I pooped my pants - Peter after hearing a funny joke Quagmire told him.

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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal. - Peter

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Hold the pickles! God help you if I find pickles!!! - Stewie to the flight attendant

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It's Been Revoked - Peter quoting Lethal Weapon 2 after shooting Stewie in the head

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(Peter & Brian In the middle of a conversation) Oh my god! You can talk! - Peter

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Cut my milk! - Stewie Griffin

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I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk... - Stewie Griffin

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I say mother, this hotdog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't cut itself. - Stewie Griffin

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It's peanut butter jelly time! - Brain

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Who the hell do you think you are!? - Stewie