Scraps

Family - Seattle Advertising Agency and Digital Marketing Rocket Ship. Don’t ask me what that means. I’m just the dog around here. Howdy, I’m Scraps!

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SCRAPS IS BEING REPLACED BY A ROBOT!! https://t.co/rgJ5fcqv6C

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scraps wood totally rock this job. https://t.co/pmlwoH6APT

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the greatest video in the world! a dog biting balloons. watched it about 100x. https://t.co/lNWx6vWfUC

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@JohnstonMike @FlipMarketer @garyfarmsocial @Flipboard @Timothy_Hughes @ScottMonty @jeffbullas @armano @JanetteSpeyer @dnongbri @allenmireles and here's the man taking credit 4 scraps' hard work. again. *scraps shakes paw at the man*

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thank goodness scraps slept on the couch all afternoon. otherwise, he'd still b wet & miserable.

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trump should ban atmospheric rivers from immigrating here.

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current status: still wet.

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scraps is wet. more complaining 2 follow.

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@licorous boooooooo!

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1,000% scraps approved. trap & neuter as many of the dirty critters as u can get yer paws on! https://t.co/ZiECEhrKJK #NationalFeralCatDay

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the national weather service says the air quality is bad, so scraps should not exert himself. *rolls over and yawns* check & double check.

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the man said scrap is making 2 much money w/the petting zoo, so he's charging him rent. screw that! going back 2 napping all day 4 free.

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a health inspector said we were not zoned 4 a zoo. stuffed his pockets w/so much cash we're official zoned 2 cook meth. #TheScrapsPettingZoo

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a mom asked if there were a charge 4 babies. scraps said yes. double. #TheScrapsPettingZoo

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at $1 per person scraps is getting rich. got more ones than a stripper when the navy is in town. #TheScrapsPettingZoo

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there r options at the zoo, like a feral cat, a pissed-off skunk & unidentifiable road kill. scraps get all the rubs! #TheScrapsPettingZoo

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since retiring scraps opened a petting zoo. total genius. people pay scraps a dollar 2 pet him. #TheScrapsPettingZoo @polaspilates

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? who turned out the lights?

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y is everyone looking at scraps like that? https://t.co/FGUUQY4yPq

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worst video of all time. https://t.co/AkganRhCRk