FamilyWardProbs

Boldly going where we have all gone before

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Our Bishop is literally reading the lyrics to a Social Distortion song from the pulpit right now and my testimony has never been stronger.

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This dude is literally spoiling the plot of the animated movie "Trolls" for his testimony.

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Like Drunk History but the oldest guy in Sunday School telling a basic scripture story while mixing in as much Hugh Nibley as possible.

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"My Dad grew up in a strict home, so if he was our at home parent, we'd never be able to go outside, see friends, or have any fun at all."

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"For those that don't know, I'm Harry. I've got the privilege of being related to THAT GUY who needed a youth speaker last minute."

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This youth speaker is absolutely ROASTING his dad during his talk right now. That'll teach him to fill the program last minute.

[Danakin Skywalker @Danica_Holdaway]

Gospel Doctrine comments be like

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Shoutout to the Bretheren dropping Pokemon lure mods on the Church PokeStop during High Council Sunday.

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"I just know that if we try hard enough we can baptize the whole team and the Lord will bless us with Lebron James and a Championship."

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"I'd like to bear my testimony of Missionary Work. Last week I met Gordon Hayward at a car dealership and gave him a Book of Mormon."

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New all-time low for FWP today as this lady read an entire Buzzfeed quiz from the pulpit during her talk.

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Gotta admire the ladies swinging for the fences with 3-part harmonies. Even when all three are in a different key. #SPECIALmusicalnumber

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If you share your testimony and mention a current presidential candidate, you probably better not.

[Sweetly LDS @SweetlyLDS]

All the older members trying to find you an "eternal companion", since you're the only YSA member in the ward..😳@FamilyWardProbs #nooptions

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"We're running out of time, so I'll be brief" - Dude starting his testimony at :12 after the hour. 🙄🙄

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"I like to do things privately" - The guy currently bearing his testimony about the "anonymous" acts of "service" he performs.

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Maybe the Ward Relief Society Facebook group isn't the best place to advertise your Leggings MLM party?

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LPT: If you met your spouse on Tinder, think of a better story for your 'Welcome to the Ward' talk. Otherwise we're all gonna judge you.

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@kwnehring talk about your all-time backfires.

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@LatterDayNerd already got one brother. Keeping out of the bishopric since 1997