James Lyons

6'3 artis,painter,bass player and creator of Jaiden’s Kitchen

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

#Facebook and #Instagram are at the fuck shit again.

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

I’m on death row, and I get to choose my form of execution. Nigga I’m picking death by Snu Snu... 😂 #Futurama.

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

There isn’t a person on this planet who willingly swallow their pride, more then a person who works in customer service. I feel your pain, know that I completely understand. Always right my ass.. the customer a dick. FUM?.

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

Men are such fragile creatures... lucky I’m not one... lol. nope 🤷🏾‍♂️, I’m something entirely different. Imma a chef 👨🏽‍🍳

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

If you like your steak well done we cannot be friends... nope because a well done steak is disrespectful, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

With how today’s world is, why is it still surprising when a white person has rhythm?

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

Hip-hop stupid, let me explain why. I ain’t got no type, bad bitches are the only thing that I like. (Let’s stop right there) you dumb fuck, that’s a type. 😐 hip-hop is stupid.

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

Yeah that may be, but at least I never slept with #Lumber... #officespace

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

Put Molly all up in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. Took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it....😐 smfh so we making music about blatantly raping women now?

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

#foxnews is straight #trash, and these women are #bitches. Cuz he’s black is there real problem. If he was white they would have nothing to say. Fuck them and Fox News.

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

Bitches walking around calling themselves #Barbie, but soon as a nigga wants to #fuckadoll, now he’s the weirdo... 😐

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

#fruitypebbles are #frostedflakes illegitimate child. like #TrixandRiceCrispys had sex. mother fuckin’ fruity pebbles... 😐

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

The best cereal on this planet is #cinnamontoastcrunch, let’s argue.

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

ever wanted to lick the plate? When I'm finally in my own place, when I send an order out, I want it to be that good to question.

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

I am building pools, sports complexes and... https://t.co/4E3WPILd72 #iPhone #iPhoneGames #gameinsight

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

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[James Lyons @Familylyons]

#tonybaker @TonyBakercomedy shame on you Colonel Sanders

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

I'm building the Status of Liberty, Eiffe... https://t.co/4E3WPILd72 #iPhone #iPhoneGames #gameinsight

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

Another step in the development of My Cou... https://t.co/4E3WPILd72 #iPhone #iPhoneGames #gameinsight

[James Lyons @Familylyons]

I'm building the Status of Liberty, Eiffe... https://t.co/4E3WPILd72 #iPhone #iPhoneGames #gameinsight