Big on books, food, and good conversations | Loves fixing things & learning new stuff 🔧| Creative Designer💻 | Chelsea fan for life 💙..... Chikodinaka 🙏🏼❤️
Bayo Onanuga said he doesn’t see hunger anywhere.
I think that’s more dangerous. This govt are no longer in tune with the realities of Nigerians.
How can you help the people if you don’t see their suffering.
Don't lose your family to me. If they don't accept me, I'm not marrying you. It is not me that would separate you from your family.
Men are plenty. Women are plenty. Soulmate is a myth.
Are Nigerians that mumu ni?
Bruh Top Tech CEOs go to lecture at Harvard.
The founder of coursera still lectures at Stanford.
Why Nigerians mumu like this? 🤦
With my Dad, I learned that real love exists. I learned that healthy marriages are possible. I learned what it means to have a present father who shows up, who cares, provides, protects, and loves wholeheartedly. Watching him love my mum and raise us with so much grace and intentionality has shaped my standards and my understanding of family. I grew up in real love and in forever grateful for the example he has been.
Happy Father’s Day to my first hero. I love you so much Dad❤️
6 years with this Oga of mine. 9 years of choosing each other. It how you handle this Drama baby effortlessly 🤣.
You have been my covering, my partner, my safe place, my greatest supporter, and the love of my life. Through victories, challenges, and quiet moments, we’ve stood together and kept moving forward.
Thank you for loving me so well. Loving you is Easy.
Happy 6th Anniversary to My Sugar Papi💋
I thought
“Your wife is not your family member” was the most ridiculous take I would ever see on Twitter.
Then yesterday, I saw:
“Your wife is a squatter in your house.”
You people are too miserable.
If you like, take every piece of advice you see on Twitter.
Ndi ara.
Pooja, this is very cheap compared to Nigeria.
Stop whining us. Our currency is almost worthless. 😭
This bottle of coke is just $6 (N8,000) and the minimum wage there is $1,257. Which implies that you can purchase the bottle of coke 209 times with the minimum wage.
In Nigeria, this bottle of coke costs N500 and the minimum wage is N70,000. Which implies that you can only purchase the bottle of coke 140 times with the minimum wage.
Under PPP and using the bottle of coke, $6 is equivalent to N500. The purchasing power of our currency is at all time low. 😥
He shouldn't have said that to you and I totally condemned that behaviour.
Let's learn how to heal properly before going into a new relationship so we won't be dumping our trauma on innocent people.
I'm happy you ended it.
HeartMattaz
Once those evil women that maltreat children start getting minimum of 20 years, the rest would adjust.
I can't imagine how cruel you will be to boil water and pour in a child.
You will plug and use iron on a child.
Your own children will look so good without injuries.
American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?
Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.
American: Oh. What did he say?
Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book
American: ...The law of love?
Nigerian: I guess
American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?
Nigerian: Hmm... at times.
American: What do you mean "at times"?
Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.
American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?
Nigerian: Mm... nah.
American: What do you mean "nah"?
Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.
American: Hold on. The prodigal son?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?
Nigerian: Something like that.
American: So you guys aren't doing anything?
Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.
American: Okay. What are you doing?
Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.
American: You're... rehabilitating them?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Not prosecuting them?
Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.
American: WTF WTF WTF
Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry
OND : Mass Communication
HND: Mass Communication
PGD: Mass Communication (Pregnant)
MA: Directing Film & Television… (Holding My Baby)
Keep going as I’m still going…
The only limitation is you.