Famous Kid Tweets

Young & Rich & Famous #YRF

[Tribute Shave Cream™ @TributeSupplyCo]

A Tribute To The Best Damn #Halloween Costume Of All Time! #BreakingBad

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

Teacher: So where did you go this winter break? Student 1: I went to Australia. Student 2: I went to Korea. Me: I left my room twice.

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

Homework
Homewor
Homewo
Homew
Home
Hom
Ho
How
How a
How ab
How abo
How abou
How about
How about n
How about no

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

Never give permanent feelings to a temporary person.

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago.

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

Baby are you a tower? Cause Eiffel for you.

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

RT if you hate school and love sleep

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

I don't play when it comes to:

1. God
2. My Family
3. Best Friends
4. My Money
5. My Crush
6. My feelings
7. Phone

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

I’m more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

Short girl: "Omg! You're so tall! Do you play basketball?" Tall guy:"Wooww! You're really short! Do you suck dick standing up?"

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

retweeting a tweet because you're secretly sending someone a message.

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

If sleep is SO important... Then why does school start so early ?

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then you just can’t stop because it feels so damn good

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

You're bangable not dateable. Know the difference.

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

You gotta hand it to the midgets... Because sometimes they can't reach it.

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

I get jealous over anything....
A hug, 
A hi, ✋
Bye, 
Glance, 
Text, 
Phone call, 
ALL THAT SHIT!

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

I didn't fuck your mom.

Has a different meaning every time you emphasize one of the words...try it

[Emma Watson @EmmaWatsonPost]

Celebrities Secret Fuck Buddies http://t.co/h9qvDWTTAp

[Famous Kid Tweets @FamousBoyTweets]

Am I on twitter?
Hell yeah.

Did I text back?
Fuck no.

Did I see your subtweet?
Surely did.

Do I give a fuck?
Fuck no.