Famous Fakery

What history's most famous would say...if they were me.

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"I never intended to offend anyone with my racism." -- #VoulaPapachristou #Olympics #Quotes #Sarcasm #Greece

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"I have made this status update longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to write a tweet." -- Blaise Pascal #Quote #Twitter

[Aaron Howland (he/him) @aaronhowland]

McDonald's Social Media Disaster: Take 2! #McDonalds #Twitter #SocialMedia #SpicyMcBites #PR #Marketing http://t.co/dPw0QArM

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@nbccommunity @alisonbrie @dannypudi @DonaldGlover @GillianJacobs @joelmchale @kenjeong @RashisTVUgly @yvettenbrown #SixSeasonsAndAMovie

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"Direct threats require decisive action...and a presidential yacht." -- Dick Cheney #DickCheney #GOP #politics #sarcasm

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"You know how I kept the Texas economy alive? Stem cells." -- Rick Perry #RickPerry #GOP #politics #sarcasm

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"Instead of defragging my hard drive, I injected stem cells into a USB port. Computer's running like a dream." -- Rick Perry #GOP #RickPerry

[Famous Fakery @FamousFakery]

"I put stem cells into my milk this morning, and now I have yogurt." -- Rick Perry #sarcasm #quotes #politics #RickPerry #GOP

[Famous Fakery @FamousFakery]

"Am I grumpy? I might be. Hell, do you remember when me starring in a movie was a good thing?!" -- Harrison Ford #film #hollywood #sarcasm

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"God help you if you use voice-over in your tweets, my friends. God help you. Its flaccid, sloppy writing." -- Robert McKee #twitter #film

[Famous Fakery @FamousFakery]

"Evans...Australian for Armstrong." -- Cadel Evans #tourdefrance #tdf #sarcasm #quotes

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"I'm melting...MELTING!!!" -- Random Bostonian #heat #Boston #weather

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"I work very hard...and I sue anyone hiring models that look like me." -- Kim Kardashian #sarcasm #oldnavy #advertising

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"Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve...and enough people who ignore plot holes." -- JK Rowling #harrypotter #deathlyhallows

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"I'm a catalyst for change...and a magnet for pies." -- Rupert Murdoch #phonehacking #hackgate #notw #murdoch #quotes #sarcasm

[Famous Fakery @FamousFakery]

"I'm a danger to the dead and the living." -- Kevin Smith on directing his last film #film #movies #kevinsmith #indiefilm #comedy #sarcasm

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"Beauty is only skin deep. By the way, have you seen my butt today? It's slammin'." -- Jennifer Lopez #jlo #jenniferlopez #quotes #sarcasm

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"I could talk food all day. I love good food. Oh, and my headbands. They were a gift from my wife's dogs." -- Tom Brady #nfl #sarcasm

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"It's not anger, it's motivation...and complete ignorance of what a vegan is." -- Roger Clemens #mlb #sports #sarcasm #quotes

[Famous Fakery @FamousFakery]

"Always have a backup plan...unless a soldier asks you out publicly. Then you really don't have a choice." -- Mila Kunis #quotes #sarcasm