The Famous John Doe

Alright, just be a crab. Don't fuck this up.

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[pétasse engagée @Catcus_]

Vous voyez ça en mode "omg c’est trop mignon j'espère qu’il a pu garder sa viande" mais tous les jours qd c’est des humains qui volent pour se nourrir vous devenez hitler

[The Famous John Doe @FamousJohnDoe]

@JdponTransfem @VirgileJambon Bordel je pense qu'à force j'ai du voir tout le film

[s @maozedingue]

karl marx répare karl marx remplace

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78. That's gotta be some sort of record.

[DaniDacier @DaniDacier]

Pourquoi pas cet enculé de Nicolas tiens

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Against the power of AI there can be no victory. We must join with it, Gandalf. We must join with AI. It would be wise, my friend, to subscribe for a small monthly fee to the premium versions and also subscribe to my palantír updates

[RiboDansLaSauce @RiboDansLaSauce]

Macron n'a pas respecté le résultat des législatives 2024, je propose donc que l'armée américaine bombarde Paris et que la CIA capture le président

[The Famous John Doe @FamousJohnDoe]

@svnogg Mais comment tu t'en rends compte ? 👀

[The Famous John Doe @FamousJohnDoe]

@sapphicicarus Future trans who haven't figure out why they're unhappy being saved cause the death note already knows their name isn't right

[Regelegorila @regelegorila]

@milafique Pas besoin d'appel au meurtre, tes proches meurent naturellement.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

“oh no” the orc said, looking at the ruins of orc city. “orc city is gone”. sad, the orc turned sadly to the other orcs that had survived the burning of orc city by the elves. “we must build a city again… and we will call it… New Ork City”.

[Harry @hdwmovies]

this is what every scene in The Bear is like

[N @dearvotion]

Babe, what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Klimt’s The Kiss focaccia.

[ori @orisghost]

overslept

[The Famous John Doe @FamousJohnDoe]

@FannyRuwet On prend la confiance