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My Achilles Tang:)
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@DIRECTV junk mail that looks like handwritten cards? The kind that your family and friends might send? #whatajerk #deceitasabusinessmodel

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Just downloaded Scrape the Sky by @CSWSmusic and @FreshBigMouf for FREE! #Wildebeest http://t.co/iYMGyJKGKm

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Sudden craving for xmas carols via bagpipe. Must research further.

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Snuggies not as snuggly as advertised. Must contemplate.

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Pennsylvania wilds: that's great, but i really want a pizza hut.

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Heheh. Effingham. Heheh.

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Is there any good reason for someone in Illinois to project the confederate flag on the side of their house? No?

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'Missouri' sounds an awful lot like 'misery.'

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Oh god, make it stop! MAKE KANSAS STOP!

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Kansas gives me an irrational craving for pancakes.

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The Rocky Mountains: snow, and my parents complaining about it.

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In colorado, still nothing but dirt.

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I would like new parents, please.

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Having seen the sun set on the Grand Canyon, I can evidently die in peace.

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The number of things I can do while also eating a cookie defies the laws of physics.

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Got tagged twice by a scaredy-cat pitbull today. My first ever puncture wound from a molar! YEAH!

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Just your average person, except with more glitter.