Famous Yoda Quotes

Learn Spiritual Wisdom and Quote The Master..

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Shot the sheriff, I did. But shoot the deputy, I did not."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"The fool, I pity."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"The one that saves me, maybe you're gonna be. My Wonder Wall after all, you are."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"On Gin and Juice, I am sippin'"

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Lying to people you know, Facebook is for. Being honest with complete strangers, Twitter is for."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Riding dirty, they trying to catch me"

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Fix a broken condom you cannot."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Warning to all I will now send. Beware of figure that is overweight in the sky. Jabba the Hut it is not. Hrr Hrr Hrr."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Grow up, one does not. How to act in public, you learn."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Shrek's father, I am."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Delete memories, Vodka does."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Short Men. Your pain, I feel."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"A girlfriend you want? Stop the fapping you must."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"If know me, you do not, then judge me ,you cannot."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Riding dirty, they trying to catch me"

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"When on the path of the Dark Side, a flashlight you will need."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Make an announcement on the Twitter that will disrupt the Force I will soon do."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"Christmas I did miss. Something slipped, I was in drink."

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"If my last name was ""Lay - he - hooo"", Yodeling you would be!"

[Famous Yoda Quotes @FamousYodaQts]

"The force your planet needs. Run for office I will do. Problem choosing running mate I do have. Decision I need help with. Hrrrrrrm."