Lady Famzy Master

[Rebecca Reid @RebeccaCNReid]

One of the worst things about human life is that every 18 months you have to call Sky and pretend that you're going to leave them until they find a magical offer which halves your bill which apparently didn't exist when you first rang

[Anihtek 🍉 @anihtek]

Kate Middleton Kate Middleton
before Jan ’24: after Jan ’24:

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Never turn off the comments

[Joshua Crawley @AllHailTheVoid]

Kate Middleton “Occasionally experiments with editing.”

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Buckingham Palace releases new photo of Kate.

[2.0 @blixberrie]

Imagine if Meghan was still in the Royal family while all this was going on. They would have claimed she was a member of Hamas

[Sir Stephen of Wokery (Alfalfa Male) 🐟 🌟 @lokiesteve]

Kensington Palace just released this photo of Kate from this week so quit it with the conspiracy nonsense. #Photogate

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

King Charles stuns in Palace's latest photoshop job.

[Stevo Stonko @Stevo_Stonko]

Official Statement

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

President of South Africa:

I have never felt as proud as I do today.

[Friends of Al Aqsa @FriendsofAlAqsa]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

@puma has JUST announced that the company is terminating its sponsorship of Israel's national football team next year.

This is the fantastic result of targetted boycott campaign of PUMA over the past few years.

Incredible news! 👏🏽

#BoycottPUMA #FreePalestine

[Dilly Hussain @DillyHussain88]

If it isn’t clear by now, @piersmorgan hates Islam and Muslims.

His bigotry runs so deep that he simply cannot compose himself to engage on Islam rationally or respectfully.

He insults all Muslim women as “oppressed” while showing utter disregard for the plight of Palestinians.

[ِ @bntjabalamel]

this dap will be captured in the history books as the final blow to the z!on!st propaganda campaigns

[Rhea @lilrhea_]

My mum calls me a coconut whenever I tell her I don’t want dhal for dinner. Arrest her too then.

[t @tiannelisex]

not an israel flag or a poppy in sight. they left their houses with nothing but racism, stella artois and a dream

[Zeenat Lulat @ButterPuffFairy]

@SuellaBraverman