Mothra Stewart

Passive Mob. Better than you at Apex. All hail the big moth. Hype man for @TwittahYoozah

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I couldn’t care less about what this talking inferiority complex has to say, but I do feel for the women and survivors in his life who now see they wouldn’t be believed or safe with him.

Many survivors of assault don’t tell family, friends, etc bc of how they see others treated.

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

warning labels have nothing to do with safety and everything to do with lawsuits

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

How do I know I'm a superior handyman? I only use iron nails, I salt all doorways and windows, inscribe protection runes in door frames, toss sage behind the drywall, draw demon traps under drop ceilings and place a crucifix in every water main ... oh and I sweep up

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

The One Where Monica Becomes A Juggalo

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

I honestly never thought I'd say this but there are too many weed stores

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

I am now flirting

- me flirting

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

@hushed_puppy #freedom

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

good luck to the guy that told me to fuck off when I tried to tell him he was driving WITH A FUCKING WHEEL ON FIRE!

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

if it's such a 'free market' then sell me the damn plutonium

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

Get in loser, we're checking our Thetan levels!

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

The One Where Phoebe Befriends A Swarm Of Locusts

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

"I think a ghost just cupped my balls" is apparently not good elevator convo

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

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[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

pretty sure I'm immortal

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

I cannot wait to see how thirsty Twitter gets for Knuckles

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Me: If we have a second date I'll give you flowers
Her: Orchids?
Me: Bit early for children Sharon

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

I wish Shrek's weren't extinct

[Mothra Stewart @Fan83Mothra]

The One Where Chandler Has A Gun

[Shen @darcygrl1971]

Why are you like this?? I say every day to the mirror, the weather, my car, coffee, lunch, coworkers....