@aaroncarter so I heard you’re heading to Sydney to the Capri club in March , I’m just wondering if you’re here to get a girlfriend I got a girl interested in rocking your world .
@Facebook can go eff itself banning me for sharing too many funny memes but you let things that shouldn’t be on their slide you should pay me for using your dumb site mark z not ban me
@aaroncarter So you’re planning to move to Nova Scotia, it’s your lucky day I’m a east coaster and let’s be honest and not try to kid ourselves we both know you’re moving here for me so let’s just skip the dating get married as soon as you arrive #truelovewins
@JeffTimmons hey so my friends searching for a new boyfriend, she picked you. I suggest you divorce your wife she’s way younger so it will benefit you in the long run. She also bakes cookies and shit. Hit me back man I’d love for you to meet her