Awesome Band Names!

Best Band Name for ANY genre! (If you disagree I will fight you!) My main acct is @HyperionEmpire

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@dustyexner @HyperionEmpire Can you explicate?

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Awesome band name -

TOASTED
MARSHMALLOW
DREAMS

genre - adult contemporary, but with one guy who likes to occasionally rap, and the band lets him because he pays the rent on the rehearsal space

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@dustyexner @HyperionEmpire ?

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BLOOD GOAT TRIANGLE

(You could also talk me into BLOOD GOAT PYRAMID)

genre - synth prog rock, the occasional keytar and (of course) a triangle

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HUGS AND BROWNIES

would make a great name for a bakery.

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OCEANS OF PAIN

genre - go f**** yourself

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TOTALF***INGAGONY

(known as TFA, but their fans know what's up)

genre - guess, asshole

credit - a sadistic god, or perhaps just punishment for sin. maybe both

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EROTIC WIZARD

background - they were supposed to be Necrotic Wizard, but the Print Shop guy misheard on the phone (he was distracted), and printed up 500 show flyers and they couldn't afford to have him do it again so....

genre - Metal/jazz-fusion, obvi

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Awesome band name -

URBAN OWL

genre - Cafe del Mar mixed with The Cure, and a smidgen of Stevie Ray Vaughan

inspired by - @GloamingTreader and the @audubonsociety

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Awesome band name -

VEGANGELIZE

genre - Vegan propaganda band

(Alternatively, would make a great name for a Vegan sub shop, and below the name in the store window, this slogan: "They say never meat your heroes....")

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Got the perfect band name -

WHINE BRIGADE

(I'm not even kidding. They could take it up like ironic self-effacing spirit armor)

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Awesome band name -

PEPPERONI HURRICANE

genre - something zany. A zydeco likely involved

credit - @delusions_of

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This probably wouldn't make a good band name, but a really good album name for an earnest Cure-ish emo band would be

BLINDSIDED BY INEVITABILITY

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THORNBACK

genre - pretend-angry (but not really) chick-rock

credit - @1followernodad

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EASY BEAVERS

genre - '70s rock, with some punk influences

inspiration - a female biker gang on @BobsBurgersFOX

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SECRET JEW SANTA

genre - inappropriate joke band. probably accordions

credit - Carol, or possibly Cheryl, on @archerfxx

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Awesome band name -

HELLA-CRAZY AND THE HARMONIC VOICES

genre - Ska meets Madrigal, with heavy synth

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Awesome band name -

INAPPROPRIATE ELMO

genre - something EDMy, with Elmo-rap overlays

Inspired by: @JeffPassan's impersonation on @LeBatardShow

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Awesome band name -

JOY SPARK

genre - J-pop electronica

inspired by - Marie Kondo

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Super awesome band name:

FROGGY SQUIRREL JUG BAND

genre - dubstep banjo, obvi