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BREAKING: The NBA will investigate head referee Scott Foster following Game 4.

Multiple calls were missed throughout the game which altered the game. Foster will be suspended without pay as the league investigates.

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BREAKING: Chet Holmgren has been fined $200k for meeting with the referees prior to the game.

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BREAKING: An internal investigation found that the Spurs winning the lottery in 2023 and selecting Victor Wembanyama may have been fixed.

A massive scandal is about to emerge.

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BREAKING: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is out for Game 5 due to an oblique injury.

A massive blow to the Oklahoma City Thunder.

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BREAKING: Donovan Mitchell has flights booked to Cancun prior to Game 4.

Yikes.

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BREAKING: Senior referee James Williams is being investigated for officiating with a bias during the Knicks-Cavs series.

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BREAKING: LeBron James is open to joining the New York Knicks this offseason.

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BREAKING: Kevin Durant has expressed interest in returning to Oklahoma this offseason.

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BREAKING: Scott Foster will be fined $100k by the league for not calling fouls on the Spurs.

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BREAKING: Victor Wembanyama was caught vaping in the locker room today.

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BREAKING: Draymond Green is seeking a supermax extension from the Warriors this offseason.

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BREAKING: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is growing frustrated at the officials for not calling fouls.

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BREAKING: James Harden will file a complaint with the league due to a lack of fouls.

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BREAKING: Bryce James has been in contact with the Los Angeles Lakers. James is expected to declare for the draft this year.

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BREAKING: Mike Brown will use AI to draw up plays against the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight.

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BREAKING: Jayson Tatum will wear the number 24 next season to honour Kobe Bryant.

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BREAKING: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander wants to break the all time playoff free throws record.

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BREAKING: Scott Foster is no longer allowed to referee any Thunder games due to multiple missed calls during Game 2.

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BREAKING: Chet Holmgren has hired a therapist to talk about Victor Wembanyama.

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BREAKING: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has taken acting classes to learn how to draw more fouls.