Paul Fox

By day I sell eBooks, by night I dream of paperbacks dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.

If in doubt, assume I'm joking. If not, I'm sorry, ok?

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@Donnadog Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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A steam iron is one of the dullest things in your home, until, that is, you start calling it a clothes dragon, then you are.

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Oh, bank holiday! Of all the bands in all pop music in the world, you had to walk in as Wet, Wet, Wet.

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@adamboucher @MaximusThurbon Good God. Ok, unplug the internet, we can't risk further damage.

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@MaximusThurbon @Cha7lie So you're saying it's a small phone with a big heart? It's basically a cat, isn't it?

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@MaximusThurbon @NatDewey Sorry. Definitely cake, lots of cake.

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@MaximusThurbon @NatDewey Um...we didn't write one. Only 3 people have called us on it, so far. Cat raincoats and matching wellies?

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@TweetingPeter Beats me. Some icky blend of "natural" and "healthier" while not really being either.

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Did the brand meeting for 'Coca Cola Life' go something like:

"Shall we make it look nice, enticing?"

-"Nah. Pub?"

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Two dead, a vanished team and heavy drinking: "It's been an eventful Olympiad" says reporter AT A CHESS EVENT http://t.co/GzaGdBseUo

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@themattrace Do!

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@themattrace Yes.

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So many people have mental health issues, to some extent. Perhaps then this is what's normal and it's the sane that we should worry about.

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Is nothing sacred anymore?

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@MaximusThurbon That sound? Oh it's nothing, just the devil's PR machine rumbling on. Nothing to see here. Move on please.

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@NetworkRailVIC I'll look forward to snapping it as I run past with my wheeled suitcase!

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These are on the floor at London Victoria station. I love how darkly menacing they are!

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@MaximusThurbon @themattrace No.

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So, you built your city on rock and roll, eh? We built ours on tea, cloud and smog. Now who's laughing, eh? Oh, still you.

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@Donnadog Better!