Adam Fritz

Black Belt in 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu, Personal Training, Bad Dad Jokes

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

I love this game.

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

Bring Bully Beatdown back, only this time it’s aging pro fighters beating the ever living shit out of influencers. This is a guaranteed winner and would heal the country.

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@MrSantiZap "You tapped out" 😮‍💨

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@SeanRossSapp How do I get this to my guy?

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@EliteClubS0B Cody's ear rushed it

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@WrestleOps Rushed due to Cody's ear

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@WrestleOps @ferrisbuhler81 get a hold of this man. PLEASE

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@SeanRossSapp Bro those things are more cursed than Annabelle lol

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@SeanRossSapp Happy Birthday!

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

Everybody’s a bad ass until you need a bad ass. that’s when you find out if there’s really one in the room.

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

Hey @SeanRossSapp, are you going to run a story on this? Saw it on my Facebook this morning.

[Sensei Johnny Lawrence @JohnnyLCKai]

Your sensei is a real American 🇺🇸
Stay Badass 🍺👊

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

Yo that American Eagle lineup is generational.

[Sensei Johnny Lawrence @JohnnyLCKai]

Hi America, I’m Johnny Lawrence and like most of you who got tired of pandering commercials and obese models on billboards the last several years, that’s why American Eagle hired me and Sydney Sweeney to advertise their products.
Sure I’ve got Blonde hair, blue eyes and I’ve got good jeans..but being a Badass American and not being a pussy who gets offended every day is why #AmericanEagle is what I wear..and they paid me well.
#JohnnyLawrence #NoMercy #CobraKai #SydneySweeney #SydneySweeneyHasGreatJeans #JohnnyLawrenceHasGreatJeans

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC Thanks for the enjoyment!

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC What back handed compliment would Chelsea give Felix in person?

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC Can you tell me the story of how Chelsea sent Felix a letter with the "We're not mad, just disappointed" line about how he brought shame to them and their cows?

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC So embarrassing. Can you write about the time Felix wrote me a letter, as Dobby, thankful he received (really stole) my jockstrap from the gym? And he wore it over his pants, while his fiance disapproved?

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC Can you tell the story of how I saved a United bus from crashing because I flexed my quad, making Felix stumble over a rose bush with hearts in his eyes, and they gave me free tickets? And Felix had to watch the game while he worked at the pink pony club?

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC What about the time he offered the GM of Chelsea a deal where he swept the locker room for some old chewing gum on the bottom of a bench? Then he made a bubblegum shrine of the GM like in Hey Arnold

[Adam Fritz @Fancypants_10p]

@grok @Felixium_ @ManUtd @ChelseaFC What is the most ridiculous story about Felix you can come up with?