Fandango Rangers

News, alerts, and backside chatter from the Mighty Men and Women of Valor. When SHIT GETS REAL, Fandango Rangers will save your ass!

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@SamParkerSenate You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr.

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@SamParkerSenate

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FANDANGO 5-STAR GENERAL 5-SIREN ALERT!!!!!
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Cell / Internet / Power outage imminent!!! Sharpen your K-Bars and be ready to CASTLE UP or BUG OUT ASAP!

Prepare for minimum of 72 hours

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5 SIREN ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

5 STAR GENERAL CONFIRMED

US will be under total quarantine in 4 days.

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@SamParkerSenate Never forget what they've taken

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@officialmcafee Confirmed. McAfee working with CIA 😆

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@YouAreDreaming Yes! All of the above. But most importantly, do not go into their lucifarian night without a fight!

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5-SIREN ALERT!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Backside chatter on Transponder 9 📡from the MMV RE: 12 NEW STARS. ABDUCTIONS ON MASSIVE SCALE.
>Sharpen K-Bars!🗡️
>Check Preps / get another can of CHUNKY SOUP!🥫
>EYES TO THE SKIES!👀✨
IT'S ABOUT TO GET WILD WEASEL!

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@__shemuel__ Both are recommended for the savvy Ranger!

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@officialmcafee @china_zombie Everyday I see more and more zombies everywhere I go. Thank God you are bring awareness to the zombie epidemic. People will soon realize why this is such an important part of your platform for 2020.

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If you've been following #poleshift and #solarmicronova you know why @TheRealS0s
https://t.co/dPyqoFNyFi

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5 SIREN ALERT! FANDANGO RANGERS JUST RELEASED THE DEADMANS SWITCH! Key Codes are Being Sent Out Via TRANSPONDER 9 as we speak!

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@Drumboy44DWS Weather Warfare. It's getting really, really, really, REALLY, real.

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@ShawnODonnell You need to prepare like you've never prepared. Go getcha a few more cans of Chunky Soup.

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TRANSPONDER 9 IS GOING WILD WEASEL!!

Ol' Casey Jones is on the Train to Function Junction!!!

Backside Chatter has SPIKED over the last 24 HOURS! Stay VIGILANT!

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@TheRealS0s Swamp gas

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@TheRealS0s Way to be “Eyes Open” Ben. Just curious, what tipped you off?

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@Kishan_Devani OI! YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT POLL M8?

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@ThumbsUpDeals Fear not. Them ol' Fandango Rangers will save the day.

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GLP offline. We have updated the Stochastic Terminator algotardm.