@Cure_Lilly Even if you don't drink I think it could be fun to go. I think most people go to bars for the social aspect so even if you don't drink you could still find people who are plenty social!! Maybe alcohol is cheaper there so maybe they do go for drinks but drunk people are social!!!!
It'd be ishtar yet if somehow not, Itd be Cuchulain. I'd take him fishing and get a hook stuck under a rock every time I cast so he has to redo the line and spend the whole time fixing the fishing pole instead of fishing.