danny

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[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

If you’d told me that between Barbie and Oppenheimer, one would start online discourse about on-screen age gaps and the other would lead to international controversy rooted in 1940s Asian geopolitics, never in a million years would have I guessed which one would yield which.

[danny @FannyDisher11]

@TrentStafford1 PLANES GOIN DOWN

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

the man literally shot down a balloon you cannot accuse him of not doing enough on inflation

[♚ @JacobSikes02]

49ers suck, go birds.

[Adam Best @Arrowhead_Adam]

🚨AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GIVEAWAY🚨: I’m giving away a brand new JuJu Smith-Schuster Chiefs jersey (size L) to one lucky follower. Here’s how you can enter to win:

Step 1. RETWEET & LIKE this tweet
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[danny @FannyDisher11]

@TrentStafford1 You’ve spent probably like 10% of one lifetime with her

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Walked in and found my seven year old non-binary child Nebula sobbing. They looked at me and said, "Two years have passed since January 6th. Will this country ever be the same? Have the lessons we learned that fateful day already been forgotten?" Then we held each other and cried

[solé @layxsnv]

I WOULDA PASSED OUT😭😭😭

[ipoppingvideos @ipoppingvideos]

Man And His Date Argue In A Bowling Alley, And Lady Uses A Bowling Ball To Eliminate Him

[blanco @beerdefeater]

Im hammered watching the Santa tracker telling my niece that when Santa enters the US airspace our military is gonna shoot him down with cruise missiles

[danny @FannyDisher11]

@TrentStafford1 Get fucked loser

[danny @FannyDisher11]

I'm so proud of this guy right here 😭 @TrentStafford1

[Chas_cgm89 @Cgm89Chas]

I wanna do this!!! Brah a marksman !

[phage @clubmoss_]

getting a woman’s number at the bar and texting her “are you mad at me” the moment she leaves

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

The power of $8

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

GIRLS CAN CUM???!!!

[Joelle LB @joelle_lb]

this is the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while lol gm