old jay simpson

I ain't some hayseed hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

*cums sarcastically*

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

@stagetourgame SOME-

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

the regular ol bosstones

[nerd @finalkiIIcam]

if you’re bisexual do you keep your body counts separate

[˖⁺‧₊˚♡ Nicole ♡˚₊‧⁺˖ @Nikkitavia]

yall just firing line procs to me

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

@Acai28 boner: activated!

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

@PaulTassi i like shootin

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

@DattosDestiny will you be venturing into games that don't start with D?

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

raising canes gave me this ai chuck norris poster that's so bad I'm considering never coming here again

[Damion @OkayDamion]

When that dr pepper get in my system

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

maryland people are so obsessed with that ugly ass flag

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

i wish i had the most popular and influential social media page in the world just so i could tell bbno$ no when he asks to collab

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

sir this is a wendy’s. an evil wendy’s where we touch you

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

notice what card i didn't get...

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

@kutaiuranium north korea engineering

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

you're telling me i have not just one... but TWO berculosis?

[broobons @broobons]

guy who really likes youtube shorts: yeah I wear them all the time

[old jay simpson @FannyWrangler]

busta nuh (busta rhymes parody)