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There is probably a nipple pointing at you at all times

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The only liquid that is perfectly acceptable in getting into your eyes is water.

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As of 2018 checking peoples IDs will be a lot easier.

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I dont buy lotto tickets because I think Ill win, I buy it to grant myself access to day dream

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People who are constipated dont give a shit

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A restaurant named �South Of The Border� doesnt have to be Mexican in Canada.

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As a kid I got excited when I heard the ice cream truck. Now its when I hear the UPS truck.

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Hearing about what you did drunk is great because youre the main character in a story youve never heard.

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Maybe one day text to speech will be able to change the font to match your tone.

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They should make a more manly version of Dove shampoo and call it Dave.

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I used to want to add everyone I met on Facebook, now I barely want to add anyone I meet

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Being an adult is about learning to pretend you dont hate everybody that you really do.

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I bet the Colorado and Washington girl scouts have been killing it in sales the past couple of years

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Facebook would be a lot better if all content had to be original.

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If Leonardo Dicaprio wasnt white the fact he has never won an Oscar would be blamed on his race.

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If I were to enter a room filled with everyone whos ever had feelings for me, would I be surprised at who I saw?

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Whenever someone says �Recent studies have shown�� I am immediately skeptical

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With 7 BILLION people on earth, they should remove safety warnings from EVERYTHING to thin the crowds a bit.

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If we refer to our genitalia as junk, then wouldnt it make sense to call a condom a trash bag?

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Ed Edd and Eddy taught me everything I need to know about scams