Fantasy 'Boys'

We are those boys that know how to give Kalen Ballage a good time 😏

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

After being down by 💯, @Matt_Domanus has officially retired from the league due to @ConnorONeal5 absolutely spanking him. Sources say Matt was bewildered by Connor's Fantasy Defense and knew from the start he stood NO CHANCE. #wojbomb

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

The end of an era for Kalen Ballage 😔 @aidan_whitcomb

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

Latest projections for 'The League' through week 3. Tyler is the latest undefeated team to go down leaving Lucas and Adam. '2017 Champ" is starting to look like he can repeat a championship for the 2nd time in 3 years. #adamstillcheats #GretaThunberg

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

With Antonio Brown requesting a trade, Team Dumbass's troops are starting to sink. #adamcheatsstill

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

In his latest Instagram post, Antonio Brown says "release me Raiders."

(via AB/Instagram)

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

🚨 Trade Alert 🚨
Team Kyler the Creator with a future move and a bonehead move at the same time. Is he picking up some pointers from Team Dumbass?? #nooneknows

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

@ThelenWyatt have not looked at his team yet but based on personality alone I think he's gonna get dead last. #teamdumbass2 #joeflaccowaspickednumberoneoverall #wewantnolan

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

With Lamar Miller going down to a Torn ACL, for some reason Lucas Konkol found it a good idea to pick up Duke Johnson???? #who #adamcheats #connorwillwin #teamdumbass

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

When the Twitter account is booming with 12 followers, but over 3,000 people have seen the quote. #fantasy #comeback #connormcgregor #AmazonRainforest

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

After getting blocked from his account, @aidan_whitcomb has decided to back up his bags, and move in with his long lost crush of a cousin "summer camp" in Aruba

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

😂😂😂

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

🚨🚨🚨 PROJECTIONS ALERT🚨🚨🚨

After Kyler the Creator makes a huge addition at TE, the team has jumped into playoff positioning. While Connor's Pills have made a huge mistake, the team has made a huge falloff of dropping 7 spots 😬 #5throunder #connorbomb

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

THIS JUST IN 🍿

EDDIE DARR SPEAKES TO THE PRESS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE OFFICIALLY BECOMING THE STUPIDEST PERSON ALIVE!

WHEN ASKED WHY HE TOOK LE'VEON FIRST OVERALL INSTEAD OF SAQUON OR MCCAFFREY HE RESPONDED,

"I HONESTLY JUST WANTED TO FLUSH A QUICK 'HUNDO' DOWN THE DRAIN."

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

The official draft board is leaked 🍑🍑

Koodos to whoever drafted AJ Green in the 4th round! I would have expected him to drop to at least the 9th round! #TeenChoiceAwards

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

When you decide to take Kalen Ballage over Kyler Murray and Tom Brady #whosmanisdis #sugma

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

8: Hot Take Fatty @_maxfuller_
9: Bikini Bottom Adam Sucks @eddiefdarr
10: I'm picking Peterman @aidan_whitcomb

[Fantasy 'Boys' @FantasyBoys2]

PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS:
1: Already Won @ConnorONeal5
2: Jack Goff @cmeyer235
3: Matt Gobbles Veiny Schlong (Adam)
4: Adam Sugsma Hairy Balls @LJKonks
5: Team Thelen @Wy_Thelen
6: Adam Slurps Sausage @Matt_Domanus
7: Adam Cheats Adcts @DavisTyler2001