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Hey “Team Diesel” I think you dropped something 🤡 clear jackass of the week ⛽️ with a measly 86.6 😳 points 🤣 looks like you already got in position and bent over🦐 to resume those countless backshots you love so much🤭 no matter who is president your back will always be SORE

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

We have a 2in1 this week folks! Our🤡 jackass of the week for the last TWO✌🏿weeks is “Hung DK’s”🤭 this🤡 was scoring league low points📉 and made lineup moves that lost him the games🤮 get that gimp suit on and a heat pack ready cause your back has sustained long term damage🦐🧑🏿‍🦽

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“Beaver Bashers” 🦫 you are our jackass 🤡 of the week! Funny that you put up 90 points 🤭 because you were bent over 90 degrees 😳 getting your back blown out 😇 hope you have lots of 🧊 and a pack of diapers 🧷 after getting stretched out 😩 better luck next week 🤡🤡🤡

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary been doin this shit 🤡

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

HE’A BACKKKKK 🧽 Welcome home to last place, our jackass 🤡 of the week, “Big Ben’s Bathroom Stall!”🚽 that tutu 👗 must have fit just right 🤭 cause this 🤡 is looking to put that baby on next draft! 🤣 the only thing worse would be getting slammed by Verk 🦃 again 🤣❄️🐱ugly ah

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

Welcome back old friend 🤡 this week’s jackass 🤡 of the week is They/Them 🫃this dumb fuck couldn’t break 100 points 🤣 they sure did break their back tho from taking all those backshots 🤭 maybe put that tesla in autopilot and study 📝 the waivers dipshit 😊 and ice that back🧊

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

I’ll give this piece of absolute shit of a manager one more week to turn things around or OWEN 0️⃣ will just cease to exist in my eyes for future 🤡 of the week, an embarrassment never before seen in this league

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

I don’t even know what to say anymore… I really wanted to pick someone else but in good faith I can’t. Yet again our jackass 🤡 of the week is “EGST” and I feel like this is borderline bullying at this point. The kid obviously has issues after we watched him draft 7 back up RB’s

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

He likes to call himself two🍺 but we call him two 🤡, our back2back jackass of the week is “EGST!” This week he got bent over by a non-binary 🫃 and got taken advantage of all night🥳 to fall to 0-3🗑️ on the season, but at least he still has his 7 backup RB’s! 🤡🦐🪱🤭

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

We also have our first trade of the year! As “I Am Inevitable” is injury plagued and had to sell Mr. Chubb for a bargain to “They/Them” for the hardworking, honest, and trustworthy Quinton Johnston!

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Our Week 2 🤡 of the week is none other than the commissioner🤓 himself, “EGST!!!” Hey jackass, maybe drafting 7 backup RB’s wasn’t a good idea? 🤪 who woulda thought?! 🥵 this sack of shit barely scratched 100 points yet 🤮 but there’s always next week to be even worse!! 😷😂🤡

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

We have our first jackass 🤡🤡🤡 of the year!!! It’s none other than the pre-merger champion himself, “Beaver 🦫 Bashers!” This dipshit was projected #️⃣1️⃣ in the preseason power rankings 🤭 but got his cheeks clapped 🫣 by “Cinderbella” 🧚 how will this bozo respond next week? 🤧

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

Pray for my boy Verk, ain’t nothing wrong with him he just got screwed over by a mediocre commish @TSnyds_07

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

That being said, here are the results of this year’s draft!

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

After a tumultuous year for this account last year, and doing plenty of contemplating, I decide that after plenty of great years it’s finally time to take it up a notch we are back and better than ever. And if @DevHannan has no haters then I’m dead.

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

The member kicked was not the newest member of the league and never finished in last yet was the only one on the chopping block, an explanation is not only wanted but NEEDED as the league just got much worse.

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I’m coming out of retirement as this is a sad day for our league. A valued member of our league with a 100% playoff make rate was exiled for a player with 0 playoff appearances due to favoritism + cowardice. This is unprecedented for our league and we can only ask @TSnyds_07 why?

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

@BVAFantasy heavy is the head that wears the crown. This is your burden to bear now… just be careful what you wish for. It’s your turn now, peace out from the first, best, and real BV Fantasy twitter account ✌🏿

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

However this week’s 🤡 of the week is that jackass “Big Ben’s Bathroom Stall” 🤣🤣 that little fuckin 🐭 only managed to put up 79 points 🚮🗑️ no surprise here as we know how much he enjoys getting his back blown out 🤣🐁🐭 better luck next week bozo 🪤

[BV Fantasy @FantasyBv]

Sorry for the late tweet as we are a busy league, but last week’s 🤡 of the week is “I am Inevitable” as he lost to the 0-8 “Cinderbella”. Inevitable had a week low in points as well but did have multiple starters on bye weeks and does not have bad performances often.