Fantasy Football Sweathogs

My birth name isn’t Fantasy Football Sweathogs.

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@rolandgarros Please stop putting her wardrobe front and center. No one cares! She looks like an idiot.

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@PrimeVideo,

American Gladiators is great, but need a few changes.

#1, the female host is absolutely cringe. Most annoying voice I have ever heard.

#2, don’t turn it into a soap opera. Everyone has a story, life is tough. We need less contestant interviews and crying.

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@80sWrestling_

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@CBSSports @CBS,

It’s March Madness, shouldn’t your shows be exciting? We need better than Nate Burleson, come on. He’s putting us to sleep.

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Missing out on @iamcalebholt is a tough one.

A player from New Market, Alabama who will play college basketball while his hometown team, Alabama, is on the best 10-year run they’ve ever been on and currently has the best coach they’ve ever had. @nate_oats

And he leaves. 🤦

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@NFL_DovKleiman I mean it isn’t an awful lineup by any means, but also not that elite.

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Sooooooo, Miami, a team that couldn’t make the ACC championship game is going to take Alabama’s spot?

@CFBPlayoff committee, don’t be morons.

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One thing I want the @CFBPlayoff committee to remember….

Joseph Cuevas, Jam Miller, and LT Overton are all out for Alabama today.

They’d all 3 be back in the playoffs.

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@SleeperHQ Bijan or Gibbs

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🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨

Ole Miss head coach @Lane_Kiffin Lane Kiffin has decided he does not want to live in Mississippi.

I don’t think anyone saw this coming!

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@Jesus_Tha_Goat I hope he finds a school with a better nail polish scene.

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@CrimsonCoverage He’s doing fine with the players he has. Let’s not pretend any of those RBs or WRs will ever be in the NFL.

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@Greg_Byrne Do you have an update on the new basketball arena?

@nate_oats

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🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨

Announcement coming soon if Lane Kiffin will finish this season with Ole Miss after agreeing to become the coach of the LSU Tigers.

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🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨

Lane Kiffin has agreed to become the new head coach of the LSU Tigers. It remains to be seen if Kiffin will coach Ole Miss in the playoffs.

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Dear @espn, @Disney, @DisneyPlus, @hulu, @WaltDisneyWorld,

You can all lick my nuts.

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If my college football isn’t back by noon today, the following will happen…

I will keep my @YouTubeTV, it’s not their fault.

I will be canceling anything I have that’s @DisneyPlus, @Disney, @espn, and @hulu

Fuck that stupid mouse.

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Fuck you @espn
Fuck you @Disney
Fuck you @YouTubeTV

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@CoachHughFreeze Hugh “hooker man” freeze is the ultimate 6-8 win per season coach. He’s nothing.

I have no idea why Auburn hired him.

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Can you imagine the amount of prostitutes and hookers Coach Hugh Freeze could land at LSU?

@CoachHughFreeze

I know he’ll be at church on Sunday praying for that kind of hooker set up.