the bobfather

buzzard. donkey herder. underworld upstart. unapologetic jt drafter. dedicated listener to the sonic truth dynasty bobcast with lamical perine

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@deckinspectah @gorgepulse REI is a co-op, homie.

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@MollyMo32 I dunno dude. Maybe those parents know D-1 baseball gets like 10 scholarships for the whole roster. Or maybe they don’t want their kids to be thirsty. Either way, I’m sorry it bothers you so much.

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@fasc1nate It would be faster, safer and less effort-intensive to just walk the bike up the hill.

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@nictrieslife Yeah we tax the shit outta you, though.

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@DAMikeSchmidt @MomsDemand You’ve done a poor job and the county is worse off because of it. Sorry, next.

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@sarahforpdx I’m good with overzealous law enforcement as opposed to under zealous law enforcement this time around (may change my mind later).

But then again, I generally don’t break the law.

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@Jordan_Reid What if he runs sub 4.4?

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@Fantasy_Mansion Sir- Cordarelle Patterson was in fact a WR1 in week 17 of the 2013 Fantasy Season.

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@RayGQue If Odunze runs 4.3, does he jump Nabers?

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@RayGQue Hard to throw accurately with busted ribs. I think he’s still an NFL starter.

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@wweek Justin- please update the story to reflect that Nan Bobernac is not actually a neighborhood resident, but actually an advocate from a different part of town. Not your fault that they misrepresented themselves, but still factually inaccurate. Thank you!

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@KGWNews If we want to sell food carts as part of our city’s charm, perhaps we should start enforcing existing laws around theft and burglary. Just sayin...
@tedwheeler @SamAdamsPDX

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@wweek So @JoAnnPDX prefers the status quo of people pooping on sidewalks and chasing citizens with pipes, while Commissioner Rubio doesn’t like the pooping or the chasing but thinks the process shouldn’t be changed? Got it. Why are Wheeler and Ryan the only ones being recalled?

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@Fantasy_Mansion in case you were wondering, the Bobfather is all in on Justin Fields. All in. Balls deep.

Because he throws a good deep ball.

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@sfpd2217 @KyleYNFL Bros. -

There’s a non-zero chance that Fields can throw a ball farther left-handed than Steve Young. I’m just saying. Probably not as accurately. But then again, he’s right-handed. Also: 230 pounds.

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Gracias, amigos

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@EricCross04 @RotoClegg

Hey guys! Can you please rank in order for dynasty, both win now and win later?

McNeil, Muncy, Gimenez, Sano, K. Marte.

Thanks!

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@Fantasy_Mansion @jlarkytweets Don’t you f***ing kink-shame me @Fantasy_Mansion

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@Fantasy_Mansion The equation remains solved.

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@RotoClegg @EricCross04 Solid roster with a big hole at first base. Goldy puts me in the mix, but maybe not over the top.

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@EricCross04 @RotoClegg Paul Goldschmidt for 1:1 in fypd? Full dynasty.