I just tapped @5thj42336807 out in our #WankBattle like the gooning handy boy he is. It literally took me only 5 posts to polish him off. So adorable as I claim a dominant 116-80 lead over him 😂
Who’s ready for a #WankBattle? Before you volunteer, just know I’m going to milk you till your toes curl and then leave you ruined and in need of a Kleenex 🥴
Poor Billy D tried, but he just couldn’t escape that warm wet stuff I slathered his lap in today. I’m winning this #WankBattle 2-1 now. Better luck next time, Billy 😘