#Parodytwt#FuckTheAlgorithm
MAN… is it good to finally exist! I’ve been waiting a pretty long time to actually… poof into existence.
. . .
Huh. Yeah. As empty as ever…
ITS BEEN FOUR DAYS.
SHE’S BEEN PURSUING ME FOR FOUR DAYS.
I HAD TO REGENERATE ALL OF MY LIMBS AFTER OUR LAST RUN IN.
I CANT KEEP DOING THIS.
Good thing I’ve teamed up with the Blue Reverb’s gang, they promising me chairs if I do my job.
Thanks by the way, Argalia.
@ChiakiNanamiPM Number 1, Should’ve been me, just gonna say the line
Number 2, why the FUCK is it so bright what the hell is that light
Number 3, is it… even comfy there?
@burneracco79027@StarOfSorrowful@ChiakiNanamiPM I too want to be in this conversation but I don’t want to get solo’d by F-Corp’s decisive weapon so uh…
QUEEEERR, FAAAAAAAG, WOMEN KISSER, EVERY WAY TO SAY GAY WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING GAY IN THE BOOK
Well I might as well pose really cool before I die.
Same time tomorrow, Roary? I’m ’ere to make sure you at least look busy and away from your minions, after all.
[ The Chair Fucker… Died. What? Did ya think I was gonna try some bullshit? He’ll be back tomorrow. ]
#SisypheEvent
FLASH FLOOD.
THE BASEMENT FLOORS HAVE BEEN FLOODED BY TITAN SPAWN, ALONGSIDE A DARK FOG? IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE FLOOD WILL SOON REACH FLOOR ONE.
GET SOMEWHERE SAFE BEFORE IT DOES, OR FIGHT OFF THE HORDE!
Rewards will be determined at the end.
#SisypheEvent
FLASH FLOOD.
THE BASEMENT FLOORS HAVE BEEN FLOODED BY TITAN SPAWN, ALONGSIDE A DARK FOG? IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE FLOOD WILL SOON REACH FLOOR ONE.
GET SOMEWHERE SAFE BEFORE IT DOES, OR FIGHT OFF THE HORDE!
Rewards will be determined at the end.
[ Charging the Six PMtwt Souls. ]
You know, it’s either Buffet or Me, and I’m willing to let him handle this… I have someone else I need to stop here anyways.
#SisypheEvent
[EVENT STARTER]
You wake up, finding yourself within the first floor of the grand magasin sisyphe. some of you know exactly where you are, but most do not. Soon, you will come to learn futility, and succumb to the flow of sisyphe. that, is my prediction.