Yves Sheff_G

Muslim🕌 || Culer 💙❤️💙 ||Messi is the GOAT 🐐 ||old Saint 💚💚💚||

[Yves Sheff_G @Faraad_daily]

5M impressions is a myth @elonmusk prove me wrong

[Dr. George @GeorgeAnagli]

How do they get these perfect pictures at almost every tournament? AURA!

[DAVE💀🇦🇷🇫🇷 @the_real_David5]

mbappe dey give halaand message halaand dey send am back

messi dey give ronaldo message ogunmepon dey use him sister phone tweet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Wait, did you really think Messi was going to break the record from a penalty?

That's not GOAT behaviour 🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🤩🇦🇷 Leo Messi’s reaction after becoming World Cup top scorer ever. 👊🏼

[KAMA💙❤️ @KING__106]

That 6.2 rating from Ronaldo today will feed me for years

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

First ever World Cup hat-trick for Leo Messi.

He’s turning 39 next week. 🌎🇦🇷

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

I THANK GOD FOR PUTTING ME IN THE SAME ERA AS LIONEL ANDRES MESSI.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

👑🇦🇷 The oldest and youngest goalscorer in Argentina history at the World Cup. Leo Messi.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

LEGEND 🐐

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

“He scores those goals because he’s playing in the MLS” oyaaa now, is he still playing in the MLS?

[OB @CFC_OBED]

World Cup goals

Messi - 16

Ronaldo- 8

Even if you add his jersey number to his goals , he can’t catch Messi

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

I never hold enough money finish, na grudges I wan con hold ?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

"Being a man isn't easy. Imagine someone stops talking to you because you are careful with your money."

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

The British Army found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus...

They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.

The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes.

He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of £72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes.

He walked out with £96,000.

The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old sergeant-major who, when asked where he would like to be measured, replied, 'From the tip of my penis to my testicles.'

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had received.

But the old sergeant-major insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

The medical officer arrived at the barracks in the UK and instructed the sergeant-major to 'drop 'em', which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the sergeant's penis and began to work back.

'Dear Lord,' The medical officer suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your balls?'

The old sergeant-major calmly replied, 'Afghanistan.

[OB @CFC_OBED]

Let’s be honest with ourselves,we’re treating Olise like some teenager, but he’s 24.
Comparing him to Yamal only shows how remarkable the young man is, even at just 18. Yamal finished second in the Ballon d’Or, has won a league title, reached the Champions League semi-finals while carrying his team, and won the Euros with Spain.
Yamal is not some Saka with nothing to show for his career. He is exceptional.olise isn’t better than him . In the champions league , Olise has scored 3 , assisted 6 - 9G/A ) Yamal has also scored 5 and assisted 4 ( 9G/A) . If you think PR is everything, why not run same PR for Amad Diallo ?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Hansi Flick on being +7 points ahead of Real Madrid: “I always told you that I don't care. I don't care about other teams!”.

[Berneese @theberneese]

Bellingham is back
Mbappe is back
Militao is back

FT Mallorca 2 : 1 Real Madrid

[Korede kimmich 🍫🪖🪖 @spartankimmich]

If Madrid can beat Manchester city and Mallorca can beat Madrid
Does that means Mallorca can win the premier league?

[pEtErfC @CULER_PETER]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Madrid loses a game?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🔴 Barcelona have now reached 300 goals scored in 107 games under Hansi Flick.