Suburb-Captain

Thy worst. I fart at thee

[Suburb-Captain @Farage_Garage]

Thinking of commissioning a movie in which close-knit families of well adjusted and determinedly resilient sharks are menaced by multiple freak underwater whirlpools containing humans. DM me if you want to fund it or can come up with a title.

[Suburb-Captain @Farage_Garage]

@cjsnowdon Will you still make all the jingles on Last Orders sound like Juliana Hatfield? I can’t cope, if not.

[Suburb-Captain @Farage_Garage]

@rorysutherland @hwallop Bow down before me. Hail C43SAR.

[Suburb-Captain @Farage_Garage]

@graemearcher I’ve read and re-read your Unherd article on life going back to ‘normal’ many times since 2020. Had high hopes for the abolition of hot-desking in my open plan office - to no avail. Bastards.

[Suburb-Captain @Farage_Garage]

@ThePosieParker @CharlotteCGill @ToBeDamnedOrNot Bullied and taunted at school, leading to a desire for influence and status in later life. Applies to a very disproportionate number of barristers as well.

[Suburb-Captain @Farage_Garage]

@AstronomyPosts Because of a person under a train at Wimbledon

[Suburb-Captain @Farage_Garage]

@Artemisfornow Will this do?

[Suburb-Captain @Farage_Garage]

@Urban_Pictures @CrimeLdn What precisely was the point of this bit of riot policing? A panicky flap, followed by a retreat. Excellent.