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I'm the Farda I'm giving the orders🦍💪🏾 #TopMillitarian.

[Farda @Fardaj44]

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[Nathalie Yamb @Nath_Yamb]

À Niamey, on ne dure jamais dans mauvais rêve! Dites Manu Macron et à Wassim Nasr de venir chercher leurs gens…

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is nothing to discuss. In every situation and for all intents and purposes, this is a RED CARD.

[Ms. Rebirthed @mide_tkh]

Please retweet

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

There was a fake audio attributed to President Tinubu about 1week ago, which was wrongly attributed to VDM.

That same day the government sprang into action threatening to arrest VDM and to fish out those behind the fake audio. All this was simply because of politics- as the voice note makes claims of certain words by the president that are potentially politically damaging to his demonic 2nd term ambitions.

Today LESS THAN 1WEEK,
The government has arrested the person they claim is behind the fake audio.

By the way,
This is the same government that has failed repeatedly to fish out terrorists who kidnap, slaughter and murder Nigerians on a daily basis.

As I type this,
Over 40 children, including 2yr olds and 3yr olds are tied up in kidnapper caves for over 2weeks and this govt has FAILED to fish out the terrorist animals behind it. Yet see the speed they used to find the man behind the fake audio said to be Tinubu voice.

It is very clear:
It is not that the nigerian security agencies are weak if they choose to do their job, it is that the nigerian government is useless, satanic, pathetic and simply does not prioritise the lives of ordinary Nigerians.

Your life doesn’t matter to Tinubu.
Always remember this. Never forget.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

This is not correct @FabrizioRomano.

The most decorated African player in history is Hossam Ashour of Egypt.

He won 39 trophies:
CAF Champions League x6
Egyptian Premier League x13
Egypt Cup x4
Egyptian Super Cup x10
CAF Super Cup x5
CAF Confederation Cup x1

Muhammad Abou Trika also won 29 trophies.

Achraf Hakimi is the most decorated African footballer in European football history.

There is a difference. Please make the correction @FabrizioRomano

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

I know nobody asked, but i established the phrase “Aura for Aura”

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Cancer is a silent thief, but it leaves clues.

It’s hard to wrap our heads around the loss of a light like Alex Ekubo. It’s a reminder that this is a conversation we must continue to have.

If this video prompts even one person to check a symptom or schedule a screening, then the message has done its job.

Please, watch this, and don’t forget to share it with everyone you know.

[𝔗𝔬𝔫𝔶4ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩 @Tony4Real___]

How dollar take affect mango
Wey u pluck for tree u fucken bastard

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Yoruba is a very difficult language, I wouldn’t recommend it for my fav scholar. Hausa is looser than Yoruba, and Igbo is a little bit more torturous than Yoruba but nothing compares to the musicality of Yoruba, Yoruba sings. Some people are just tone d£af”

- Prof Woke Soyinka

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

One day in September 2001, when I was a tiny 11 year-old starting secondary school at Atlantic Hall, back when it was located at Maryland, Mrs Adepoju the class teacher announced a group exercise as an icebreaker. All of us were to write our dream holiday location on a piece of paper, and one by one we would read out what we had written.

She started from the other end of the class, so I got to hear multiple answers before it got to my turn. The answers were basically "London", "America", "London", "London", "London", "London", "London", "UK", "London", "London"...

Now for context, I was already reasonably well travelled at the time, and even though my family was not the kind to go off on a jaunt to London at every given opportunity like some of my new peers, I had been privileged to travel fairly extensively around Africa, and I was visually familiar enough with the places being mentioned to know that people from London generally looked forward to going on holiday to warmer parts of the world in Africa, Asia, Southern Europe and Latin America.

I also knew from personal experience that people from "America" and "London" could be found in their thousands enjoying holidays in Lomé, Zanzibar and Accra. You would often find me as the sole African kid surrounded by white kids playing together in the lobby or private beachfront of Lomé's Hotel Deux Fevrier or Hotel Sarakawa whenever my family was in town.

In addition, the travel sections in the Newsweek, TIME and Readers Digest magazines that my dad bought every week made it clear that safari tours in Kenya, Tanzania and South Africa were among the most highly rated holiday experiences on earth. These experiences were so exclusive that it would actually be easier for a Nigerian to take a trip to London than to go on safari in Kenya.

I'm providing all this context to explain why it seemed pretty obvious to me that writing "Kenya" as my dream holiday destination was a valid and reasonable choice. Instead, what happened when it got to my turn was that I read out "safari in Kenya" - and the rest of the class burst into laughter and giggles. I was utterly confused at first. Did they not hear me correctly?

They did.

As one of them helpfully explained in between subsequent chortles, "We're talking about places like London and New York, what is *Kenya*?" The inference of course, was that *Kenya*, located in Africa as it was, did not belong in the same conversation as "London" when discussing destinations.

What constituted a "dream holiday" for these children of Nigeria's elite was a Virgin Atlantic economy class ticket to Gatwick Airport, a 4-week stay with their NHS auxillary nurse aunty and her 2 kids in a cramped 2-bedroom council terrace in High Wycombe, and an Oxford Street shopping rampage yielding 50kg of excess baggage for the return trip, filled with WH Smith pencils and Primark clothes to show off to each other at the end of term party.

While the actual inhabitants of London used monthly payment plans to save up for their once in a lifetime Thomson package holiday tour in Kenya, these ghettofabulous sons and daughters of the Nigerian "elite" looked forward to a cold, uncomfortable experience on a miserable umbrella island as their "dream holiday". Not because it was a dream holiday, but because that was the social expectation they all enforced on each other.

And if you knew better, they *laughed* you.

That day was the first time I experienced something that I have gone on to experience many, many times over the intervening 25 years of my Nigerian life - the existential dread of being surrounded by people whose information level is so far below the one I operate with that we genuinely have almost nothing in common.

It's an experience I am so used to that I no longer bother to explain myself to Nigerians. The people who think that London is a dream holiday destination definitely think that "Iran is a terrorist regime that murdered 30,000 protesters."

Of course they do.

[BigEngine.🇵🇹 @greatwhizz10]

numb feeling man. just don’t care anymore.

[Xeusthegreat (♟,♟) @SamuelXeus]

In the industry you exist in, there is a Champions league. Strive to play there.

End.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

If you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost.

[ENOGIE 👑 🫡 @YUNG_EDDYVILLA]

80m naira before 28th April

[Dave @DaveCiaga]

Jorgensen when Enzo Fernandez tries to talk to him without the captain armband �