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25th Anniversary Fark Party Live Event October 12th at the Lyric Theater in Lexington, Kentucky - come join us!

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This is an intelligence test

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Catalytic converter thieves are getting so brazen they're stealing them with people still in the car https://t.co/bZSjUDy007 https://t.co/XA6RlDbejW

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I mean, it's one shopping cart, Big Lots. What could it cost? Two managers their jobs? https://t.co/8ERWSPC7sl https://t.co/mAdk9stGdf

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Naked man on drugs at 9:30 in the morning, running past the police station. Better catch him before he... nope, he's in the canal https://t.co/xfferfB1OW https://t.co/0GBFNS1iOY

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Foursome golfing a too slow? Time to give someone else a whooping https://t.co/vjoMnHMzXe https://t.co/V2WYQtqtlf

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The top absolute must-drive roadways in every state. Surprisingly New Jersey has one that doesn't smell like the Turnpike https://t.co/VL3RDUhhLk https://t.co/IBdgpFEhvg

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Cats are cats are cats [video] https://t.co/cSkd1LpcfH

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Aren't you glad you spotted this post

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Just so you know, legendary lifesaving Iditarod hero Balto was a damn fine dog. A best dog if you will https://t.co/TRKYu4nVUF https://t.co/sXEm84FmmU

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Wait until these guys dial up Liam Neeson's phone https://t.co/MjV2jpKIAG https://t.co/fSpebwveBd

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Missouri fisherman cast his reel into a TARDIS, and caught a 4-foot prehistoric fish https://t.co/9K3q0EPim7 https://t.co/vIa3iU4yxR

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@joemcken Maybe other countries can get *actual* justice

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Folks, here's how to score some of a $725 million settlement from Facebook's parent company Meta for passing your personal information to third parties. Revenge is a dish best served in cold cash https://t.co/Bjd1o8xx0p https://t.co/uPZs8U5kQp

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QAnon mom convicted for lying about someone trying to kidnap her kids to draw attention to worldwide problem of fictional kidnappings of children. She tried to pin the fake kidnapping on a Hispanic couple https://t.co/jLdDafhMLF https://t.co/SPN70NMIlE

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Who needs a campaign staff when you have an entire legislature working for you? https://t.co/Y9JYuGeq2a https://t.co/oG166HsTxH

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40 years ago today, Cubs manager Lee Elia WENT OFF in the best interview you'll ever hear (Not safe for work language, obviously) https://t.co/rne5DR2x8t https://t.co/Ue88WCZHff

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@glitchhollywood @hellrusty You think Farkers RTFA?

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I'm just saying, if you're not watching the @Fark live news stream on Thursdays, you're missing out.

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'90s Sci-Fi, King Chuck, NES games. and weird fast food promotions are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 20-26: Unnecessarily Smart Home Edition, via @ox45tallboy https://t.co/tXPJAqeji6