FarmGirlFren

BY FOLLOWING MY ACCOUNT YOU FORMALLY DENOUNCE THE TALMUD. Pro-White chicken farmer and editor. Watermarks are OC. Totally Satire 🙄🐸NO DMs.🤍👑💍 @KangHikes

[FarmGirlFren @FarmGirlFren]

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Alright Fair Folk, I know I’ve been inactive here but I’ve got a serious request.
The Nebraskan Turkey, a unique mutation marker heritage breed that originated in the state of Nebraska has been declared extinct in the USA.
But there might be some out there in backyard flocks…

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@Seraphima94 Cheap butterfly tattoos for kids, cut the wings off and be careful next to your eyes 🤍🦋
We feel very whimsical about this 🤌🏻

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@sadMukhannath @ciswonz @LadyOfTheSeaUK Honestly I don’t know which will happen first, your own people tossing you off a building or you doing it yourself.

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@chompysbride Crap I meant to type with it.
I just wanted to say I treasure these two photos, I’m never deleting them, and thank you so much for sharing Magnus so we could all be goofy and enjoy the good times.
🤍

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@chompysbride

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@frakesineurope *sighs and starts chiseling an empty marble slab*

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@smokedetector_ @anarchojaQ Needs to have the added edge of being a native endangered plant. No idea what would fit that bill, but that method has had some success before I believe.

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@chompysbride @HossPossum You guys put so much love into something, even when you knew how the story would end, and that it would be unfairly short. I really admire that. Thank you so much for that.
I’m so sorry it hurts, but you guys did something incredible. 🤍 RIP Magnus.

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@frakesineurope @LindyFren Yesssss 🫶🏻 Goodluck with your trip! Take advantage of all the free shows like the fountains and stuff

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@frakesineurope @LindyFren No 😭😭 I miss it because my part of the wedding party arrived late. Devastated. I probably won’t be back, so you have to do it so I can experience it vicariously again.

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@frakesineurope @LindyFren So I had already offended this couple winning a giant minion stuffy for my cousin at the little horse squirt gun race at the circus circus and then we meet the mascot outside, uncle takes a quick picture and scoots us along, poor minion kept the voice and everything “tip! Tiiip!”

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@frakesineurope @LindyFren The cocktail waitresses will keep swinging on by if you tip them well that first round, my grandma loved that part

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@frakesineurope @LindyFren Ooooo so if you hit the slot machines the drinks on the floor are free up to a point I think?

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@frakesineurope @LindyFren That happened when I was much much younger ^

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@frakesineurope @LindyFren If you run fast enough you can get a picture with the mascots on the strip because obviously they want money for existing like that and you can outrun them but thaaaaat is up to yooooou I did not know that minion was going to chase us for that.

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@frakesineurope @LindyFren Last time I was there I literally got stuck wearing heels and ALMOST caved and walked the casino barefoot but 🤢 but trust me when I say Vegas is for WALKERS babyyyyy, just throw a pair of sandals in your purse. I walked the strip with a Fanny pack and didn’t regret it.

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@frakesineurope @LindyFren Tbh everything in Vegas is so overpriced once you get there 😭 So yes there will be stuff but it’ll be possibly expensive and cheaply made for tourists. Highly highly recommend buying any liquor in a different town going into Vegas like Pahrump and make sure you pack shoes to 🚶🏻‍♀️