Ben Carder Parody

Born and raised in Sulpur Springs. UTK Grad, just a good ole boy livin on my farm teachin these Boone kids. This is in no way affiliated with Ben Carder or WCDE

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Back on twitter for the first time in three years!

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So excited to see my new kids tomorrow going to give homework on first day! #Schooltomorrow #homework #evilteacher

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I'M back

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Kids in class didn't believe I had 14 inches of snow.

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Kids in class don't believe me it's going to snow 6 inches

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I got a million dollar idea

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We Won't have school Monday kids

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I'm Back!

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Played the game Family in class today. I was 50 Cent. My students didn't known I keep up with the rap game. #FarmerGangorDie

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“@AllieBussell: How dare you not pick up your daughter from work and leave her stranded!" 1 page responsibility Virtue paper.

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I'm back!!! I forgot how to use the computer again. #ComputerIlliterate #FarmLife

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If I have to tell @JustinFillinger to stop cussing one more time in class I may go ninja farmer on him. #AngryFarmer

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At the DECA State competition, word around Opry Land was @RealJC44 found him a Memphis girl #LongDistanceRelationship

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This is how a farmer deals with a stopped up sink. Get my plunger!!! #Mr.FixIt

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“@ChrisWallen_: I hope @BenCarderParody is ready for all the sko I'm bringing on this field trip.” Quire Boy gone bad. #DipOSko

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Gave up the tractor for lint #FarmerProbz

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“@kellerpoore: Officially going to Ole Miss.” What! Tennessee is a family tradition! #VFL #Congrats #HottyToddy

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@TheHunterSalts I don't know, that @RealJC44 is a wild boy. Got to watch him sneaking around with the ladies. #PartyAnimal

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@RealJC44 is a punk. #ThingsIsayToMyStudents

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@TheJennySnyder gunna go out with a BANG tonight #GunnaLoose