Your Local Farmer

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Oml, did Twitter seriously reset my following count?

[Your Local Farmer @FarmingTweets]

@Not_Sure_Yeti_ @chaoticmess17 welcome to Earth

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@AlbundyisKalEl @wineoclock39 That's hard

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@WestRoxPatch Why Is Every Word In This Tweet Capitalized?

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@mineifiwildout @CoolVentri That boy ain’t right

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@funder @TheDemCoalition @MuellerSheWrote I like how this has more retweets than likes

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@nytimes Why are your hands green...

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@TipsForevers Me trying to get attention on Twitter be like:

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@Zyphalopagus @JustVurb You and caps locks should go on a date

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@TeelaResists @KidCasteel That's a lot of drinks you're carrying at once...

[Your Local Farmer @FarmingTweets]

@ladyhawkerfinds @Bornabrit1 @DonaldJTrumpJr @DeepInTheHills @Lady_Star_Gem @JynErso_2017 @MaraJade_2017 @DeadpoolResists @iche_me @TrumpsTaxes @NathanLerner @NatCookResists The only thing I'm questioning about this tweet is why the entire thing is in caps lock.

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@SarahFit322 @FoodAddictors What every other advertisement said.

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@ThewbbPost @DressesPlanet Ice Bear = Me
Grizzly = Mom
Boxes = Bills

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@jwheels74 @wesing4blue My favorite part is how when she moves away from him, he decides to move closer to her.

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@KiitaKat good for you

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@HeyItsToriable @Sk1er_ *mum

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@lolwtfchris @VelvetWarms @xedgarallenbro I'll have you know that I actually have 0 arms. I use arms made of *stuff*

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@TeelaResists @KidCasteel Hold my beer

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@VelvetWarms @lolwtfchris @xedgarallenbro You wish lol

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@incantatricks @NASDAQEnema Girl = Verified Twitter users
Men = Followers

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@ChefJoeette @SlythSeeker @MeAndMyFerrets @ExpectoResister @JesseKellyDC *Wins the lottery*
*Taxes come in*
*Broke again*