Farmisms

Farm phrases for life

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Madder than a midget with a yoyo

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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

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Sometimes you'll get it, sometimes you'll get got.

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"It's fer to make you ask questions."

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Ask forgiveness not permission.

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Don't mix your whiskey with decision.

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Ride in the truck in-between you're buddies so you don't have to get out and open the gate.

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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Busier than a three legged cat on a hot tin roof.

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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

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Do a rain dance when its misting.

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Don't squat with your spurs on.

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Beware of cards and women, they run cold and hot.

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If you find yourself in a hole stop digging.

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Always drink upstream from the cattle.