jeff butthole

local intellectual • New York Times Worst-Seller

[jeff butthole @FartHole45]

@jacksfilms #YIAYsad ex-wife got my YIAYtokens

[autist @litteralyme0]

small accounts tweeting:

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Mark Zuckerberg demoing the new Meta FuckBot onstage, but he cums too quickly so they don't even get to show off the metaverse integration

[Aaron Zollo @zollotech]

Do you use shortcuts on iOS? I have yet to find a normal use for them and haven’t used them in years. If you use them, what do you use them for?

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Epstein Island sounds like the worst reality dating show ever

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I must be uncircumcised, the way I accumulate cheese

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Just realized this is prolly against TOS

I am jus trolling i promise

[jeff butthole @FartHole45]

Excited about all the new recruits :)))) 💫🌟😊
Inshallah the west shall fall 🙏❤️🌸🌸
May their ivory towers crumble, leaving only their twitching remains buried in the rubble 😇✨✨

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As a member of the caucasianx community, I believe that-

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They should make a condom that can get pregnant

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@iUsedToBeADuck Idaho

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Going to base my entire sense of self worth on one trait I have that is subject to change, wish me luck :)

[jeff butthole @FartHole45]

mfs announce that they posted on instagram like they're having a child

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Wordle, but with numbers

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@jacksfilms #YIAYgta commit tax evasion

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"I'm bult different" nah bro you just have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

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Seasonal depression is really just post-christmas clarity

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If you remember your dentist's name you're either loaded or a psychopath

[jeff butthole @FartHole45]

Call me old fashioned, but I think we should sacrifice more people to god. He's a busy guy, you think he'll cure your cancer because you asked nicely? Throw some bad bitches into a volcano if you want him to listen.

[jeff butthole @FartHole45]

currently attempting occasionally nut november

[jeff butthole @FartHole45]

Scratching my balls constantly, to keep the haters on their toes