Fart Kings

AI as it should be used: describing farts.
Post a fart. Challenge a friend. Battle a stranger. The public decides who wins.

[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

Ever farted and thought, “Wow, that was impressive”?

Your moment has arrived.

Post it to https://t.co/YDNR6fcya4. We’ll find it an opponent for a 7-day battle. Visitors score both 1–10. Higher average wins.

And: every fart gets an AI scouting report (of course).

[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

@_BathroomButler Solid review

[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

Rate this fart 1-10

Our AI machine called it: Four Stones. “Four stones skip across a still pond of silence.”

[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

Seriously unserious (or unseriously serious? 🤔)
https://t.co/j3KKt6NcGH

[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

We’re using AI to describe farts.

My sweet lullaby (SheSavage) - 7.53/10
LOW HORIZON
“A single foghorn rolls across the floor and fades.”

vs.

Conshitstent (Fartzkov) - 6.47/10
ROUGH CANVAS
“A long brushstroke scrawls over coarse fabric.”

Which fart do you think was better?

[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

@VivaLaStool people starting to take this type of content for granted these days. unbelievable

where else do you see sports media telling a player , to his face, that he “shit the bed” last year 😆

[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

@Clavicular0 This is maybe the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen. Guy bends foul balls into homers

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@Jexxie Bet you could dominate FartKings if you tried

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@Umbracoatl @swagfortnite13 @FATFUCKINGCHUD1 We are pushing the boundaries of FarTech here at FartKings

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@pe93073 @swagfortnite13

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@Captaincozmo867 @swagfortnite13

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@swagfortnite13 pardon? what’s wrong here?

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[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

@backyardstool @hqspider Looking great. Good spot for everyone to let out their gas in private too ngl

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@dak2you @kiluhz Ya’ll have to start capturing these for the world to see on https://t.co/YDNR6fcya4

(yes, it’s real 😅)

[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

@sp0ngebobgogurt @kiluhz Absolutely. Takes some precise control for those

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@derpdedooo @kiluhz Share your works of fart with the world, @derpdedooo

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@czabe same. mistake pitch, cracked

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@nickysmokess @reedt4723 roster ownership of Reed spiking today

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@Itszoyx Yes. And of them then went and made a website for farts.. and here I am 😓 A website that allows people to rate what they call “fart battles.”

And of course they decided to add leaderboards and leagues .. and “AI fart reports”

Sigh

[Fart Kings @FartKings_]

@jxnxh__ fr always feels weird in there

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@trav12037911 We believe so. That’s why we raised 30 mill for https://t.co/YDNR6fcya4. It’s time to disrupt

(jk no VC or any fundraising but I did build that site lol. leaderboards, fart battles and leagues, declarative bot summaries of farts)