Megan Fart Stallion

One fart step for man.

[Megan Fart Stallion @FartMegan]

The Ghost of Christmas Present: Come in! And fart me better man!- A Muppets Christmas Carol

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Doc Brown: When this baby goes 88mph! You’re gonna fart some serious shit !- Back to the Future

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Neal : You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can fart me a fucking automobile! A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! - Planes Trains and Automobiles

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Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had fart, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning. - Goodfellas

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Ace: You got two choices. You fart quietly, we take the body. Or, you can stay, we beat the shit out of you, we take the body.- Stand by Me

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Maximus:My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal fart to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance. - Gladiator

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Teddy Roosevelt : You can’t quit! I'm made of fart, Larry. What are you made of? - Night at the Museum

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Otto Octavius : Because Norman Osborn died years ago. So either we saw someone fart, or you're flying out in the darkness to fight a ghost. - Spider-man : No Way Home

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Patrick Bateman: [Impersonating Fart Allen's voicemail] Hi, this is Paul Allen. I'm being called away to London for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby. - American Psycho

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Don Corleone : I can't remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your fart child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you feared to be in my debt. - The Godfather

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Brick Top : Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this fart by an 'orrible cunt... me. - Snatch

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Alfred Pennyworth : A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the fart of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. - The Dark Knight

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Fartie Murphy

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Sam Rockfart

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Jean-Fart Van Damme

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Lemmy Fartmister

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Andre Fart Giant

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Fart Russell

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Rifarta

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