If you don't already own Fartcoin, what's wrong with you? Get a grip. Only crazy people don't own Fartcoin. Do you want people to think you're crazy? People already think that. You don't even know what you're saying anymore. Buy Fartcoin.
Fartcoin is the kind of coin a man in an alleyway would have in his trench coat and offer you for nothing in return but before reminding you that everything has a price and disappearing when you turn your back. The coin that makes sense.™
Fartcoin is currently valued at 10 cents. You can buy two for the price of three, or four for the price of one. Shipping and handling is 12 cents, unless you have the warranty, but the warranty is 1 dollar if you are a member of the Fartcoin pro club. The coin that makes sense.