@AngeliqueManna And people who have an affair with married people are also fucking weird… regardless of if they didn’t know at first because here they are still fucking doing it even after they found out
Pro tip: when you’re crying close your eyes with your face pointed straight down so the tears fall right off of your lashes and don’t mess up your mascara✨
Me: “can we go out this weekend for my birthday?”
Literally all of my friends: “I’m sorry. I can’t my bank account is in the negatives.”
Me: “oh okay so none of you love me. Got it. 🥲”
Who tf is in charge of what goes on and gets taken off of @netflix ?? Because where is elf? Where is the grinch? Where is the polar express? ITS CHRISTMAS TIME GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS NETFLIX