Uncle Tobi

God’s | Husband | Father | Operations Manager | ex @paystack | 🇬🇧 Global Talent

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

17/

2023 UPDATE

Hi everyone! Great news!

Friday has completed his second year in uni (Covid🥲) and his performance was even more impressive than his first year. His CGPA is now 4.49/5.0

Despite his strong performance, there is room for improvement and he’s focused on that.

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

I need a private space on the mainland (Ikeja GRA, Ogudu GRA, Maryland, Ilupeju, Anthony or Gbagada) that can host 30 men next week for an hangout

If you know any place, please plug me 🤲🏾

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My mum is dying, please help retweet🙏😩

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

I need a private space on the mainland (Ikeja GRA, Ogudu GRA, Maryland, Ilupeju, Anthony or Gbagada) that can host 30 men next week for an hangout

If you know any place, please plug me 🤲🏾

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[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

@SemudaraAbayomi DM

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

No team has played more matches in European Cup/Champions League history without lifting the trophy than Arsenal (226) 😭

Just brutal.

[Fola Olatunji-David @folasanwo]

Small dust has settled, and reading the bants and rebuttals from Arsenal fans shouting “Chelsea are not going to Europe next season”…

But Arsenal have been going to Europe since I was born and have never come back with anything useful. I’ve been supporting Chelsea exactly 20 years, and we’ve won 6 European trophies in 5 of those 20 years.

Now please be honest, IN EUROPE what’s the difference between us and Arsenal this season? And based on the data, they likely won’t win next season.
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Before you respond, please state your name and the year your team won UCL 🙏🏾

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

@A_Feranmi This is not an Arsenal trait. You should be a Chelsea, City, Barcelona or Real Madrid fan 😂

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

@A_Feranmi 😀

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

@uchetony007 @saratu Lmao, I was bantering myself 😂

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

@seyedele Na analogy chief

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

@oviosu Lmao 🤣

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

@oviosu @yeancah19 Chelsea has a history of playing that exact way and winning games that exact way. A giraffe can’t decide to copy a lion and expect to be successful 😂

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

This banter sweet 🤣

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

If Eze had been at Crystal Palace, he would have won a European trophy by now. 😂😂

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

@eldivine My chairman isn’t that Arsenal’s style of play?

Should a lion give birth to a goat due to fear?

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

@Babajiide I was thinking about the knockout stage but I get your point sha

[Uncle Tobi @FasipeTobi]

Lol, who did you play?

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