⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡

@ashleighmeows & Bush did 9/11

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

@steviethiccs Didn’t try to shame you, just tried to make you aware that there’s more to life than laying on your couch begging for money. I’m not shit and won’t be shit? I have two jobs ( more than you’ve had and kept for years ) have my own place and pay all of my own bills. Good try tho

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

Playing the first two kingdom hearts so I can prepare myself for the third one when it’s released 🔥

[#Everton#WesMoore4Prez @GreatestAfrican]

Yeah, Waffle House officially won. https://t.co/HTpuSALT8w

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

😷 https://t.co/HMpnuduByN

[IHOP @IHOP]

Dear Internet, we abbreciate your batience. Now let’s see who guessed right. B-hold!!!!! #IHOb

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

43-0 ... after 1 quarter? 😳

https://t.co/Mpx3DgakOz

[Jim Dietz @jimdietzz]

JR: I can’t believe we gon lose to them for third time
Steph: bruh I ain’t on your team

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

Wtf is this 😂😂 https://t.co/RSd8j1vaH8

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

Houston! https://t.co/fymKm7dbBR

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

Trust The Process!!!! Find a new slant @KingJames

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

If you were a Satanist then you’d know that using your imaginary friends to attack dead people who were obviously suffering before they died is a pretty fucking dick move. https://t.co/c8RbXJnEPs

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

LeBron going to the rockets or Celtics

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

He knows it too https://t.co/8fyQM46mUw

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

2️⃣:5️⃣9️⃣.0️⃣0️⃣ COLLEGIATE RECORD
Norman & Benjamin both split 43!!

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

LeBron ain’t scoring for shit besides these f/t

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

Yo that was dirty

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

Can’t cry already LeBron

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

MICHAEL NORMAN ‼️ 4️⃣3️⃣.6️⃣1️⃣

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

What in the world, Steph?!

[⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡ @FastestWhiteboy]

Warriors gonna get this W

[Dub @WMsDiary]

Put this in the Smithsonian