Accidentally Fasting

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What would you say you do here?

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Don't worry, Peaking the Pyramid is hosted anywhere you can find ogAF. Here's the show on Stitcher: https://t.co/DISIk0lYF1

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New year, new podcast! Check out AF's new weekly show "Peaking the Pyramid". Alex found a secret feed of conference call recordings made by scammers that have been going on for over 11 years! He listens along, curating the finest for you https://t.co/h9nUiT72lF

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We're not big. We don't have tons of listeners or a regular feel-good message, but we will try our best to contribute in a meaningful way. There will be no AF episode tomorrow. #TheShowMustBePaused

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Who honestly expected America to be the bad guy in World War 3? Kinda seems like where we're heading.

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Wouldn't it be sweet if the next time trump dragged his greasy little hands and fat orange ass golfing a cloud of tear gas and rubber bullets rained down on him? Fuck everyone who doesn't support #BlackLivesMatter

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God dang dude yall need to watch the comedy series Whale Wars about a group of dingus vegans with no experience at sea who set sail in the arctic to throw rotten butter at whalers! Freakin hilarious!

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@koolaid we've got a pitcher of man O mango in our fridge, and I'd like another soon. Can you please make that happen?!

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Buying a pig farm and hydroponic gear. Boom. Spamabis.

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All these new movies w/ Willis, Sly, Gibson have Mexicans as the bad guys. Death Wish og was nazis. Who is okaying these racist plots?

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You can now call in to our phone line and listen to FUTURE episodes before they're released! Wuuuuuuut

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Done. Give us a call, leave us a vm for the show! 737 800 1776, the most American phone number ever! #podcast #accidentallyfasting #phone #phreak #newmexico #iPhone #Quarantine #telecom

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Finally rebuilding our phone server! Going to start setting up our Dial a Dungeon game soon.

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What's with all these assholes telling little children "it's time for Easter, ay cunt"

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The toxic avenger or attack of the killer tomatoes?

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I got 99 problems, but a caugh ain't one. #COVIDsingalong #accidentallyfasting

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This week's episode: our beloved hosts return from babycation! It's a neat lil bow on top of that sweet, sweet quarantine cake. In later weeks, we're doing Fasting the Curve, a series about how different folks are impacted by covid in polar opposite ways. Listen up!

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We're also making a video chat app called Panes. Instead of just video tho, it snaps pics of your genitals when you aren't looking and saves the pics on a server forever in case we need to blackmail you one day. Joint funding by Russia and China, but only 50% each.

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@Applebees @TheNoeShow To make all the international spies and dark web hackers' mouths water?

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Out soon: Shaker, an app to find individuals near you that want to shake your hand. It displays last wash time and previously shaken hands. Only by AF.

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All this sitting at home using the internet makes me really cherish the fact that a few evil companies have control over what data we access.