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@OxfordBusCo Please can you tell your drivers that the Oxford Road between Abingdon and Hinksey Hill is closed. This is the third time in two days that the X15 I'm on has tried to get down there and had to turn around again. Thank you.

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@BeyondApathy I don't expect anything positive. I still think we'll go down. Brighton at home in the penultimate game is bringing back too many memories

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Oh well, at least it's saved me a couple of grand on corporate.

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@BeyondApathy I'm 60. I've never seen us in an FA Cup Final ( we didn't get a telly until the summer of 73). My lad's 15. I doubt he'll see one either now.

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@5liveSport Any chance you can get your commentators covering the Leeds game to tell us what's happening on the pitch instead of sitting there having a chat?

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And so it came to pass.

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Odds on he'll give them a pen.

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@BeyondApathy I turned 60 last month. If it wasnt for the lad I wouldn't still be going

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@BeyondApathy Me and the lad are off to Man City next week. Could be his second 7-0.

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@Harvestchris Samba with Sabella

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@LUFCHistory One of the people cheering behind Curtis is me. God, I'm old.

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@deadbloke Sergeant Rock Is Going To Help Me?

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@deadbloke Didn't we try and give the MOTM award at that Cardiff game to the mascot?

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Young Sheff U sub trying to grow a muzzy. Good to see he knows their history.

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Aaronson..............

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@NagNagNap It'd be like It's A Knockout.

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@BeyondApathy @NagNagNap Pleased to hear it. We're all too old for change. Especially something that traumatic. Stick with what you're used to.

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