Fat Amy

The names Fat Amy. I call myself that so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back. *Parody Account*

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

I put the "i" in "single"

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

my life is out of control and so is my hair.

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

School tomorrow, same shit, fake people, annoying teachers, ratchet hoes, fake thugs, unnecessary drama, and annoying ass people

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

You can pretend we are strangers, but I've seen you naked before.

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

I'm that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later.

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

I don't want to go outside... There are people out there.

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

It can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

My whole life is just “oh ok”.

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

people who have perfect bodies but eat junkfood and don’t exercise is the reason I hate everyone

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

School Tomorrow School Schoo Scho Sch Sc S Sm Smo Smok Smoke Smoke meth and ditch class

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

Girl: "all boys are the same" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities.

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

at mcdonalds when they say ‘sorry about your wait’ they really mean ‘sorry about your weight’

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

I wish school started at like... NEVER.

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

sometimes I wish I can like texts so i dont have to text back

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

teachers just dont understand that im allowed to be an asshole to my friends

[Fat Amy @FatAmyNation]

person: i can spend all day on the internet me: do you have a twitter? person: no me: i don't understand